Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther)

If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce.

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

If I was a make a wish kid my wish would be to hit Pete crow Armstrong in the face with a rubber mallet

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

2026 World Series:

Tampa Bay DEVIL Rays
Milwaukee BREWERS

MLB is promoting satanism and alcoholism to our children. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES.

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

@sidkid80 @WhiteSoxJoy @whitesox @LaurenLapka @ChiSportsBums @Nick_GGTB @JAYChi_WhiteSox @SouthSideBoys23 @barstoolWSD @msmeliss024 @soxmom72 Happy birthday Sidney! Sorry they couldn’t deliver the W

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

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[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

@itsbaseballkid I made my account non private just to tell you how important this is to me

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

My OCD makes me worried that if I'm not careful I'll do something that sparks a chain of events that ends up with my wife and children being tortured to death in front of me while I am forced to watch.

I could see how the gold leaf thing could be tough though.

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

Sweet dreams are made of pee

[Benny @bennythebull]

1000 retweets and I’ll show up to a game next season as Emo Benny

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

Wish I didn’t blow up my old Twitter just specifically so I could pull up all my old tweets from 2021 and 2022 about how much I love Jake Rogers

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Sam Antonacci and Drew Romo visited the Chinatown Branch of the Chicago Public Library yesterday for a morning of literacy-focused programming and family-friendly activities! In addition to book readings and games, youth attendees also received White Sox and Xfinity co-branded bookmarks that the Chicago Public Library will continue to distribute across all branches this summer. 📚

[emily @memilies]

knowing that she's a lesbian and he turned out to be a incredible little goblin man gives these movies an unbelievable aura in hindsight

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

If you think like this please do not visit Chicago at all actually

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

@AllSportsScene @baseballgalal can do that

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

@marjraguso @WhiteSoxJoy My b

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

@UberEats why is it impossible to get in contact with you? Your driver stole my order after I waited an hour and a half for it

[The Chicago Pope @TheChicagoPope]

Texted my friend who works in a high level position in a MLB front office to ask him if he had any insight into why Trevor Bauer isn’t getting any traction in the MLB again. This is his verbatim response, copied and pasted with permission:

“No interest in him for yrs. PR nightmare, players don’t want him around, control freak and a diva, wants special treatment. League minimum talk on X is a desperation play for clicks, eyeballs. Every scouting dept monitors NPB, MEX. Velo+spin down, control diminishing. Workout programs took backseat to YouTube career, shows on field. Doesn’t have the stuff to make a 40man, wouldn’t make our LowA roster. Would be shocked if he ever gets even a minor league deal again. Def won’t with us, friends in other offices say same.”

Nature is healing. 🥰🥰🥰

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

5 years since Jason spaghetti dropped

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

My search history is just different NBA players + marfans syndrome

[Spaghetti (Jake Rogers Truther) @SpaghettIsBack]

@WhiteSoxJoy Lmaooo yes