sho

I like one piece

[sho @Spahzz]

NEED MONEY FOR BRAWL STAR SKINS 💯💯💯💯 https://t.co/CjkDOhz15v

[Pengu @Penguxn]

when people joke about a kink so much they start to like it

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[︎ @bigplaya48]

@juss1700 Dark horse MVP candidate does what he wants, respect 10

[Eddsworld @EddsworldUK]

Yooo verity book

[Katie Woo @katiejwoo]

Roki Sasaki downplayed the size of his new glove postgame, saying it was about the same as the old one.

When asked why it appears to be much larger than his previous one?

“Probably my face got smaller. That’s why the glove looks bigger.”

[iiesteii @yamarushing]

miggy hyping up kyle tucker aww that's so sweet 😭😭😭

[Lav @TR4SHGIRL_]

Goodnight, sweet child

#Undertale

[Kai @timeroom9000]

obsession

[Nick Elements @NickElements]

"All characters drawn are over 18"

[ハラク(Harac) @MC_harac98]

🪞
#deltaruneㅤㅤㅤ
#deltarunechapter5ㅤ

[Kanaya S. Maryam 🏳️‍⚧️ @vessiswired]

late night art post (+ w isaac version) #homestuck #tboi

[Spidex (Héroe de leyenda) @Spidex___]

un amigo gay me estaba platicando sus experiencias sexuales y era literalmente esto

[Legend Funny @CEOofTrends]

My mom watching me ask the genie for the original Jeff the Killer image to be found instead of wishing us out of public housing

[Geebleeter @Geebleeter]

Phillies can’t score with bases loaded AGAIN

[𝘔𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 🥷🏿 @Pighty]

Had a dream where rosa parks sat on my face and refused to get up 💀

[beeb @atopthe4thwall]

Wrong house.

[val @valtryeks]

just me i guess