Carla

Registered Nurse. Animal lover. World's Best Wife.

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

Sarah Price has begun a wonderful reading adventure. Please click the link to support Sarah Price's reading efforts https://t.co/uLI4k8ZCBK

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

@pondehreeplay Dude, me too. If he behaves, our 10 year anniversary will be a real wedding.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

if you’re a trump supporter and you accidentally blow your dick off today thank you

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

I want to find a guy who’s so in love with me that he can’t go on without me. Can you do that at 38? #SexLife #SexLifeNetflix

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

Brad is too skinny. Cooper just needs to get into foreplay and sex on the couch.

[superherofan @superherofan]

Highlights of Mike Vogel's Nude Scenes in Netflix's #SexLife

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

So she does end up with Brad after Cooper throws her ass out and comes back for the kids when the baby is done breastfeeding. And then Brad runs away. #sexlife #sexlifenetflix #netflix

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

@NoFilterStrong @RamimalekIre No way! Proof that he was once good looking!

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

@JeneeAloha @MichaelRapaport I thought the same!

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

@kirkpate 100% the best picture of him that I’ve ever seen anyway.

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

Rachel Bilson Says Rami Malek Asked Her to Take Down Throwback Photo of Them: 'I Was Super Bummed' | Entertainment Tonight https://t.co/lFwaBIcA0A

Ok, @OnlineEt, but, I mean, it’s pretty much the most attractive picture of #RamiMalek that I’ve ever seen in my life...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I won't be president until January 20th, but my message today to everyone is this: wear a mask.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

A nation united.

A nation strengthened.

A nation healed.

The United States of America.

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

@IAmKateNyx Honestly, I have never done it. I have a hella routine when coming home after working a COVID ICU shift though.

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

An accident, Dolores, can be an unhappy woman’s best friend. #doloresclaiborn @StephenKing

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

Also, please use your blinker. #reallife https://t.co/em3vNvkPeF

[Carla @Sparkle_Lite]

Breakfast of Champions...or lazy moms who didn’t cook the night before and need to cook up the zucchini before it goes soggy? Our new @hellofresh box comes today, so it was time to make… https://t.co/FA3JpWAjTz

[Wrapped up like a little festive sausage☃️🌭 @JessiPaddock]

In a world full of Kardashian’s be a Kathleen Zellner #MakingAMurdererPart2

[Dc @sweatsuitdan]

We should’ve elected Kathleen Zellner for the Supreme Court. #MakingAMurdererPart2

[Dan Ward @TheWardasaurus]

Ken Kratz has nightmares about the incoming shitstorm Kathleen Zellner is going to eventually be bringing. Pass it on. #MakingAMurdererPart2