Blake Sparrow

Former ERBHL AA tendy

Chest out for confidence, chin down for fuck you!- Chris D'elia

[Garret Sparks @GSparks40]

New Leafs logo is gonna look filthy slapped all over the pads @goaliesonly

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, the Montreal French fries should consider a John Scott call-up at this point. Could turn the season around #NHLAllStar

[Garret Sparks @GSparks40]

Big gear isn't the issue, once again. Make more saves with the shaft of my stick than I do with my shoulders. Goal scorers pick corners.

[Tendy Gear @Tendy_Gear]

Custom Bauer NXG vintage setup

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, Aaron fucking Rodgers goes bomb dot com on these idiots AGAIN! Holy Hail Mary on that ass

[Blake Sparrow @SparrowBlake]

@DefinitelyaDbag @ross_king98 looking at you buddy

[I'm Shmacked @ImShmacked]

Might make this a 4.0 semester
Might win the Powerball

The odds are about the same

[Small Town Problems @SmallTwnProbs]

When you can't find your friends cause they're wearing camo. #smalltownproblems

[Small Town Problems @SmallTwnProbs]

You've driven around looking for mud. #smalltownproblems #muddin

[Fanly Hockey 🏒 @FanlyHockey]

#ChristmasList
Od1ns
V7s
Subzero 3s
CCM Premiers
Warrior G3s
Passau chesty
World peace
960 bucket w/ custom paint job
Custom sticks
Defense

[Blake Sparrow @SparrowBlake]

@MDube29 Sparks they are starting Sparks!!

[Fanly Hockey 🏒 @FanlyHockey]

You know that thing when you knock something over and you catch it before it hits the ground? Yeah, we do that all the time. #GoalieThings

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, so Dale Weise thinks he can just create a Twitter cause he's tucking in some genos now.. Guys got some nerve

[Blake Sparrow @SparrowBlake]

@MDube29. They have the good toilet paper out here in the middle of butt fuck nowhere.

[Fanly Hockey 🏒 @FanlyHockey]

NHL scoring isn't down because of goalie gear or net size. It's down because goaltenders have evolved more quickly than skaters. #Reality

[Fanly Hockey 🏒 @FanlyHockey]

Dale Weise has more goals than Steven Stamkos this season, and that's clearly because he has more natural talent. #ShitGoaliesNeverSay