Sparsh Sharma

Hi, Dm me to ask menu 🫠✌️❤️

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#minichatt #snapchat #anxiouspanda

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Hi,👋

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@oneandonlyrk pls approve my payment

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@oneandonlyrk pls approve my payment

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Life is all about DHOKHA!
Even if it's not the girl...
It will be your internet at the accurate moment when you need it. 💔
#Enemy_se_drr_nahi_lagta_sahab_game_lag_se_lagta_hai😭
#negi_bot #mazellon_op

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When you call a black guy "black"
He gets offended!
But when you call indians "brown"
It's a compliment
((Racism itself snorted 3 kg cocaine after hearing this fact))
#and_then_they_say_indians_are_racists
#aaji_lawda_mera

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I know i am going to heaven coz my best friend will already be there in hell and Satan knows :- yeh bc sath hogye toh narq ki bhi maa ch*ddenge!
#gemd_hi_faar_demge_bhemcho😕

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After 6 September 1996... God stopped working on good human beings project.... What? You want proof??

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Yeh subah 8 baje wali class me good morning bolne wale bachhe hote kon hain? 😪
Bhai yeh morning good na 12 baje ke baad hoti hai usse pehle sirf khoon khaulta hai!😠
#KANJAR🤬

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Indian kids after knowing... Kids in other countries get pocket money for doing small-small household work :-

#Eh_Rohan_apna_toh_3_se_4_crore_ka_nuksaan_hogya_bhai 😶

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Maturity is when you realise yeh late replies me sirf attitude nhi instagram notification ka bhi hath hai !
Texted :- 11:45 am
Notification :- 11:45 am (apr/2052)

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Pardon my french but louvre lagé paré hain 🙂

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Me :- Im #Mature
Also Me after the sibling steal my (Orange wala) Lays:- I was just thinking it is about time our parents pay gratitude to your soul and your body rest in peace.
#Teri_kabar_pe_toh_chor_likhwaunga_me_bhukhe

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Chalo aaj mummy ko bolta hun kuchh achha bnaye dinner ke liye!

Mi momi :- *belan* at 2000 miles per second with accurate angle of projectile and various fields of applied science

That was just me on the verge of demanding thai food at home🙂
#SITAFAL_bhi_bura_nhi_hai_vaise😅🙂

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Best *FUCKBOI* in the world is
#corona_virus
Fucked 2020 so bad that even 2021 is begging for contraceptives 🙂
#Mere_bhai_toh_bewajah_badnaam_h
#USE_PROTECTION_GUYZ

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Why isn't this type of marshmallow available in delhi? Or hai toh btado na koii😭😭 5th class me tha tb se dhund rha hun bhai!!!

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Teacher gyaan cho*ne aate the !
Or bachhe baatein !
Sala school tha ya