Steven

Social media addict. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters. I live a boring life of work, gym, sleep, repeat. He/Him.

[Steven @SPDeVore]

One of the best fast food breakfasts is @tacobell breakfast. However, none of the locations in my city sell it any longer. 😭

[Steven @SPDeVore]

Imagine if #ScottPelley and @TerryMoran joined forces and created a digital news program. Add in space for @StephenAtHome, as well, and it would be an instant watch for me. The corporate sellouts that they all once worked for wouldn't stand a chance.

[Steven @SPDeVore]

I ordered a @DaltonMauldin jersey this weekend. It looks like it might be arriving in time for the Bananas vs. Coconuts series in St. Louis. So excited!

[Steven @SPDeVore]

While I'm enjoying @FoodNetwork's #ChoppedCastaways, if they do another season, please have the lighting department reach out to the @survivorcbs lighting department on how to light on an island. Some of the shots come across too dark.

[Steven @SPDeVore]

I seriously do not understand this "administration's" obsession with Presidents Biden and Obama. They didn't get us into the chaos we're facing at the grocery store, at the gas pump, or... well, anywhere. This is all due to the current circus running this country. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Steven @SPDeVore]

Hey, @TheSavBananas I got this email in March and I haven't heard anything since. 🤔

[Steven @SPDeVore]

I didn’t approve the use my tax dollars to make a participation trophy for your lord and savior #4547, @MikeJohnson, so how can I classify that on my taxes next year because I'd like a refund for that?

Thank yo... Oops, here: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[Steven @SPDeVore]

This is how a President should respond when someone passes. Not the hot mess post 47 decided to write instead.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

Ask and you shall receive 😏

“The Other Side” from The Greatest Showman… Savannah Bananas edition

[Steven @SPDeVore]

Perfect surprise guest idea for the finale of @KellyClarksonTV: #MerylStreep

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Steven @SPDeVore]

@TerryMoran I love that he thinks Lester Holt leaving the daily news cycle had anything to do with him. He's still very much involved with Dateline. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Also, he's the reason Tik Tok needed saving in the first place. His 1st administration was the reason it was in a mess in the 1st place.

[Five Nights at Freddy’s Alerts @FNAFAlerts]

🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉

I know Hex won the poll; however, that will be my next BIG giveaway. This is just a quick one lol, but this time we’ll only be giving away one Funko product!

How to Enter:
1️⃣ Follow this account
2️⃣ Like this post
3️⃣ Retweet this post
⭐ Optional Bonus Points: Reply with which book character you think should get merch next!

How It Works:
There will be one winner. Once the winner accepts, the prize is theirs.

Prizes:
• 1x Tiger Rock Funko POP

🗓️ Winner will be chosen on March 14th, 2026!
📬 If selected, you’ll have 3 days to respond, or I’ll choose a new winner.
🎁 You can gift your prize to a friend—just provide their info or their account!

Good luck to everyone!

[Steven @SPDeVore]

When are we getting #ConnorStorrie and/ or #HudsonWilliams on @TheTraitorsUS? 🤔

[Steven @SPDeVore]

An update: Since nobody from @Walmart ever took the time to explain what was going on, I canceled my pre-order. I ordered it from @amazon and it's arriving tomorrow, now. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I really didn't want to do that, but 2 weeks was plenty of time for someone to reach out.

[Steven @SPDeVore]

I'm confused @Walmart. I pre-ordered "Forged By Fire" (the @survivorcbs book) in October. It was supposed to come out today. When I check tracking, it says it's arriving in June. https://t.co/Whka7NWvie says if I order it now, I'd have it next week. What is going on?

[Steven @SPDeVore]

I have read the new Gambit card in @MARVELSNAP numerous times... and somehow I'm still confused what it needs to meet the objective. 😧

[Steven @SPDeVore]

I'm confused @Walmart. I pre-ordered "Forged By Fire" (the @survivorcbs book) in October. It was supposed to come out today. When I check tracking, it says it's arriving in June. https://t.co/Whka7NWvie says if I order it now, I'd have it next week. What is going on?

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

A man noticed a kid driving through his driveway for fun every day and instead of getting angry, he did this for the kid.. 😊

[Steven @SPDeVore]

Roses are red, violets are blue...
@PamBondi continues to lie and break the law by not releasing the entirety of the Epstein Files.

Someone with a backbone, give her a Valentine's Day gift of an impeachment already!!