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[Robert Downen @RobertDownen_]

ANOTHER Dallas pastor has been removed for an "inappropriate relationship." At least 7 North Texas pastors have resigned or been removed this summer #ChurchToo

[Princess Mayra 💅🏻 @MayraBossBae]

salvadoran horchata > mexican horchata
don’t play w me

[autopilot @grassandwine]

I firmly believe as a professional computer toucher that there is a such thing as "computer mana". if you haven't earned the computer's respect you'll end up with all sorts of weird issues which will disappear the second that someone with high computer mana tries fixing it

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

Usually when I want to end someone’s career — or their life — I just send a ninja. Or a drone. But it’s good to know I have options, and I can send Kendrick next time.

[Tycho Brahe @TychoBrahe]

Yes. It needs "hosts" for its advertising monopoly, every other consideration is secondary. It doesn't matter what the content is, because they can direct the traffic to it with their search monopoly. Online, we live in the world they allow. How many times must this be said?

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine not wanting the government to infringe on your freedoms as a Christian while simultaneously working to have the government infringe on the freedoms of others in the name of Christianity, all while refusing to see this as a contradiction.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This is how you write a headline.

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

Whenever I see the holiday lights begin to twinkle, it reminds me of Geoff’s blue glow.

[UltraRunningHistory @UltraRunningHis]

Gary Cantrell (a.k.a. Lazarus Lake), of Tennessee, has been inducted into the American Ultrarunning Hall of Fame as its 24th member. He has made a tremendous impact on the sport both in America and world-wide as a race director. https://t.co/QxkESuOR8r
#bm100 @keithdunn

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Leaders of the Republican Party of Texas have voted *against* barring the party from associating with known Nazi sympathizers and Holocaust deniers. https://t.co/HXY04uAhfv

[Jake Kemp @NotJackKemp]

an american tradition unlike any other. will you throw more footballs into an inflatable soda bottle than your opponent? or will you be saddled with crushing debt as you pursue higher education? only halftime can tell

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Many are not leaving the church because they don't believe in Jesus.

Many are leaving the church because of how many Christians have justified demonizing others and propping up authoritarians by using Jesus' name.

Many are rightly following Jesus away from that harm.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I hope this regrettable Corey Perry incident doesn't ruin the sterling reputation of the Chicago Blackhawks organization.

[Daryl Reaugh @Razor5Hole]

Good man.
Doing loads of great work in the Mental Health space.
Smart add. 👍

[Dennis Lokey @DennisLokey]

Me when I see the 3 for Me is still on the Chili’s menu.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The Pentagon: We’re unable to track $3.8 trillion dollars of military spending.

The U.S. Treasury: We’re unable to track $5 trillion dollars of pandemic spending.

The Navy: We’re unable to track where a $30 million F-35 fighter jet went.

The IRS: You owe us $3.37 pay it right now or you’re going to jail.

[trash jones @jzux]

i could never be an elected official because I’d definitely use taxpayer money to pay for like sims expansion packs and a nerds clusters dispenser for my house

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“Look, it is true that Gazans did at one point elect Hamas. But if you think that makes them all complicit in war crimes their government commits, then boy, do I have bad news for you about decades of U.S. foreign policy.” - ⁦@iamjohnoliver⁩ https://t.co/pDGMd2gcM2

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Pretty sure it’s not anti-Palestinian to acknowledge antisemitism nor is it antisemitic to acknowledge Palestinian suffering.

[Joseph Hoyt @JoeJHoyt]

They played Higher before showing these two