@mooseincrisis The tiger brought the credentials. The lion brought the hair and a world-class PR team. Doesn't even live in the jungle, yet still got crowned king. Humanity really chose vibes over facts
@The_UnitedBoys If you find out, please tell me too. Mine keeps renewing automatically every time they post another 'We're building something special' PR statement๐ฅฒ
Bill Clinton: โI killed myself trying to give the Palestinians a state. I had a deal they turned down that would have given them all of Gaza and 97% of the West Bank. You name it. They turned it down.โ
The Palestinians never wanted peace.
This must be shared every single day.
BREAKING: STOP DELETING PHOTOS WHEN YOUR PHONE SAYS STORAGE FULL.
The real junk is hiding somewhere else entirely.
I freed 22GB in 15 minutes without deleting a single memory.
Here's exactly where to look ๐
@unclesemitizm@vidsthatgohard You think getting reported proves you're right? That's the logic of a toddler who thinks timeout means they won๐ถ๐ป
That's adorable๐
@shitpostben Every World Cup, the 'I only watch IPL' gang suddenly starts debating formations like they've got a UEFA Pro Licence. Mfs spend 11 months arguing over strike rates, then spend one month explaining gegenpressing like they're klopp