Speedster

I love final fantasy | Video Editor for SkippyFX 🎥

[Alax @DaGommage]

Bro DO NOT skip the cutscenes in ff7 rebirth

[Coco @_dacoconutnut]

tangina 😩😭 sigurado may nasigawan sa newsroom ng ignacia hahahahahays

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

lebron shoves reed sheppard and then he immediately takes over the game???? i love playoff basketball lmao

[たむら @tamura_bb0824]

これまで23年間問われ続けたレブロンの真価がようやく決まったかもしれんな(今更)

[andi 🐶🍉 (0/4) @dogipound]

animators study the 12 principles of animation for decades only for it to become absolutely obsolete with this thing

[Witness King James @WITNESSKJ]

Seeing the crowd all rise in unison will give you literal chills.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

The IT specialist has arrived.

[sheep @thefarmersheep]

what does the “dc” stand for in “washington dc”

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

you turn 30 and the whole friendship group starts talking about taking magnesium

[lynk @lynk0x]

Investors trying to predict the market.

The market:

[blanc @dqveed]

Me: Money won't change me

Also me 1 day after getting my salary

[Duke of Silver - Art Fraud 🚩 @DukeofSilver]

It's time.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THANK YOU JOHN CENA ❤️🫡

🏆 17x World Champion
🏆 5x U.S. Champion
🏆 4x Tag Team Champion
🏆 2x Royal Rumble Winner
🏆 Intercontinental Champion

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐

[Cat Changelog @catchangelog]

Contributing to the DPS.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

KD WAVED OFF THE SCREEN AND HIT THE DAGGER 🔥

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

3 in a row 😁

[300k Tray @TraySold]

Boy them PS2 games will cheat you in the worse way 😂😂