Sudknee

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[katie 🤌 @katieandfinn]

now that we got rid of the FDA or whatever we should bring back original four loko

[Laika 🪩🎱🇵🇸 @laikalaiket]

Harry DuBois Disco Elysium

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

"is this indica or sativa" no dude this is weed you smoke it and you get high dude

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

[sky_comet @skycomet1]

i dont do CASUAL, i dont do HOOKUPS. i love with my whole heart and become crazily obsessed, and if it doesnt work i KILL MYSELF

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

So....many...."HUNGRY" MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN!!! #FiftyShadesofAwkward

[Gamebot @gamebot991]

oh my god turn on the tv, any channel. they just cancelled the northernlion super cruise

[low intelligence conversation snowcrow @snowcrowsy]

Huge realization i uust made. We all know the phrase "i spy with my little eye" Well guess what i jusf came up with.
"I hear with my little ear" Hoolylyyy shit. Insane. Follow for more

[Canti @space_canti]

Fujimoto saw how Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack cancelled Smiling Friends due to its obnoxious fanbase and he realized he could do the same with Chainsawman

[Icarian◦♥︎🏳️‍⚧️ @Icarianarts]

My fan art of the three stooges

[computer man @gloomfather]

(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao

[November @postoctobrist]

every Confederate general was named something like Coriolanus Gunch and died getting shot through the dick and balls at Mechanicsville because of an ostentatious hat he refused to take off

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

I believe elf dicks curl up at the tip the way their shoes do. I believe they straighten out as they become erect in response to Christmas cheer. I believe elves have two jingle bells in place of nuts. And guess what, I vote.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.