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12 Time Book-It Personal Pan Pizza Winner

[. @speeeena]

Pride has taken me to places I wouldn’t even go with a gun

[. @speeeena]

Now hold on…

[mikegerri @mikgerri]

Truman Capote photographed by Carl Van Vechten, 1948

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[. @speeeena]

@_garrettcharles I used to travel to the other side of Prospect Park for that 😭

[. @speeeena]

@DylanDern He was so happy to dream a dream

[. @speeeena]

Hacks finale

[. @speeeena]

He was so happy to look

[. @speeeena]

My favorite moment of the night is when
I'm so drunk cannot hear anything, I cannot hear people make fun of me, I cannot hear my phone buzz with
text-messages from my angry dad, I cannot hear the rhythmically creeping sound of my frantic heartbeat, it's euphoria, it's bliss,

[. @speeeena]

I do both btw and my life is that much sweeter

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced

[. @speeeena]

“Surely it’s not *that* Shaggy performing with Sting at the Metropolitan Opera,” you think. But then yes, it is indeed *that* Shaggy.

[Vincenzo Barney @BarneysRubble0]

People say New York is a disgusting cesspool but I get to walk down to the Gowanus everyday and look at this. You can’t beat Brooklyn, sorry.

[. @speeeena]

I hope this is how you all feel about me btw

[. @speeeena]

We already had a viral gay guy group photo before Memorial Day? It’s gonna be a rough summer

[. @speeeena]

Wait I didn’t know they were even working on an Erin Brokovitch sequel

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

A woman in Texas was arrested after she made a Facebook post sounding the alarm about the water quality in her town.

The water in Trinidad, Texas, sometimes runs brown, but when Jennifer Combs posted about it, the cops came and took her to jail.

Video via @FOX4

[paige @BonerWizard]

Happy birthday @cher

[. @speeeena]

@as_someone_who Tearing up the Cub Learner’s Permit I was drafting

[. @speeeena]

So we’re not going to address the poltergeist in the kitchen?

[dank @cptdankkk]

Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees

"Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents"

"You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you"

"Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money"

"Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"

[. @speeeena]

@yosoymichael Choosing Roy Cohn’s defunct law firm in your fake grindr email is pretty funny I’ll give him that

[. @speeeena]

@theosal And guess what? It hits every time