Spencer Richards

comedian / just trying to pickle the beast

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

@ShayneAudra 😂 you pulled them off. Trauma response bangs at super cuts… not advised

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

You never see a girl get bangs and think - that’s what she needed

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Putting this back on top of my dormant profile because… yes

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

You can’t unsee it

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

These 2 had a baby. Kinda called that? Idk

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

How is this man not rock hard in his gi

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Seasons change. People change. Everything will eventually change. The most consistent thing in your life will likely be change. Roll with it, and let go of what you formerly knew as you. You are the captain of your trip. 🫡

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Katy Perry really went to outer space before GTA 6

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Hot take: maybe we should stop having geriatrics run the country

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Do you read the Bible Brett?

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Durand Jones and the Indications. 2027 Halftime show IMO

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[LeBron History 🏀 @bronhistory]

“Dad, what’s a LeF**k You 3?”

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Alright, let's play a game - Kill, fuck, marry, deport, indict, and launch into outer space -
Trump
Kanye
Elon
Bezos
Zuckerberg
AOC

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

“Babe, put this on we’re going to the Grammy’s” - Kanye

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

All politics aside, I truly think JD Vance hinges at the hips and looks in the mirror and says to himself “you got this honey” while applying eye liner

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Orange man and the oligarchs season 2 is pretty good so far

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

Baron Trump looks like a guy they send out at an Italian Resturant to inform yas dat dey outta da chicken parmesano and ders no refund vailable. ain’t nuttin wii can do bowdit. Staht wahlkin pal

[Spencer Richards @Spence_Richards]

how it feels when you overlock and optimize ur shit 3 beers deep so you can be up to date on UFO news and get yelled at by teenagers on internet video games

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Democrats are trying to stack the Courts with Radical Left Judges on their way out the door. Republican Senators need to Show Up and Hold the Line — No more Judges confirmed before Inauguration Day!