Spencer Olsen

[zane 🐀 @ZaneFried]

yo @DoorDash why do you guys gotta expose me like this i just wanted my food

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@CNN What I find most surprising is that CNN still exists

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Cap or no cap?

[Spencer Olsen @SpencerOlsen]

@barstoolsports @kbnoswag @KyleZiemer6

[Steve-O @steveo]

That time I got arrested for unintentionally shutting down Hollywood while protesting SeaWorld...

[ǝʎ⊥ @tye_ruf]

Nobody:

Midwesterners when the temperature is above 60°:

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

yo dude sorry if i’ve been acting sorta off lately it’s ford truck month

[Aaron Bjerke @justbjerkinit]

Big win for North Dakota today. The house voted 91-1 to decriminalize driving drunk on a bicycle or horseback.

God Bless North Dakota

[billiam @BillRatchet]

my dad didn't have to flex this hard

[TackleBox @Tinknockerr]

Party at 42 Jonathan drive

[TackleBox @Tinknockerr]

Didn't happen sadly

[zane 🐀 @ZaneFried]

a hot tub is just a bucket of spicy water

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

The name is Phil... Dr. Phil.

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Landry @Landsteiner19]

@ZaneFried

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

The Internet: “But Mr. Peanut, it’s #NoNutNovember!”

My Brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: I. AM. A. LEGUME.