Spencer Owen

Misunderstood genius.

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

I believe the gerbil’s natural habitat is the small pets isle at Petsmart.

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

I’ve got a question…

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

If I could bring in any rock for my rock paint project, I’d bring in @TheRock Dwayne Johnson and paint his bald head.

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

Look at us! We did it!

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

What do you mean by just, “boys”?!

We are the boys of destiny, and coolness and awesomeness.

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

You can start my 8 week program for just $300. Spekcerkwondo!

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

S: Mom, why do we have to sleep?
M: I don’t know but it’s a wonderful thing.
S: No, it’s not. It an evil treacherous journey that we have to endure.

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

I’m feeling good this morning. I did some trust falls with @MilesRobotJr , he only missed one.

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

Come on, @MilesRobotJr let’s see what’s in the chimney.

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

Reading to your dog can boost your dog’s intelligence.

[miles @MilesRobotJr]

Hey @SpencerRobot it would be nice if you could tow me into town

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

If you could have any three things (except for more wishes), what would they be?

1. I could fly
2. A mansion
3. Drivers license

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

That’s me up at the top of the climbing wall

[miles @MilesRobotJr]

✅ Dive planes
✅ 21° Spoiler
✅ @JEGSPerformance Liftoff!!!

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

New song.

[miles @MilesRobotJr]

✅ Dive planes
✅ 21° Spoiler
✅ @JEGSPerformance Liftoff!!!

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

TJ Toes!

Do you like TJ Toes? I like them!

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

It would have been a home run if my head was the ball.

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

Hurry up you debutant!

(Yelled at @MilesRobotJr )

[Spencer Owen @SpencerRobot]

I don’t eat my cereal soggy and I don’t drink my milk old.