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Chairman of the Bored

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In the time it's taken for all the tweets about Rik Mayalls death thousands of unfamous people have died stop being so fucking sycophantic

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I'm going to paint my whole house in radiator paint. It lasts forever.

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Ding dong, the witch is dead,
The witch is dead,
The witch is dead.

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I like Butt Lane and I cannot lie.

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The world is the most beautiful thing there is, you can never know how beautiful it is, you can only guess. - Andre Kertesz

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@Jack_Gulliver agreed.

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"Of all ridiculous things, the most ridiculous seems to me to be busy - to be a man who is brisk about his food and his work." Kierkegaard

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The bastards jumped clean out of the pan.

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Struggling with the age old problem of exploding tuna.

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Thought about reinventing the wheel, but I never got round to it.

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