Non-alcoholic champagne problems

I'm actually terrible at subnetting. Clearly a personal account. likes/retweeets !=endorsement

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#spionagemuseum

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"I spy with my little eye something...purple"
"Is it your shoes?"
"Um...
....no"

Some cheaters in this car

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I've been married for over 10 years and all of a sudden he starts rolling the towels instead of folding. We aren't a folding house here, bud.

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Oh, I'm sorry for giving you a BIG SUCCESS. Next time, tell me you only want about 80% so I can dial it back.

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The water was frozen in the clubhouse we use for our Girl Scout meetings. The space heaters tripped the breakers. It was frigid. It was fun. I've been home for an hour and am still cold.

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@elonmusk would you be interested in being guest speaker for Army military ball? Cyber unit. We'd love to have you.

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It's 🍅 season and I couldn't be happier

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Breakfast report from the NCOA Warrior Restaurant on Ft. Gordon. I love the quinoa casserole and the mushrooms and onions here.

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I very much want a bowl of ice cream but I also know that the moment I sit down to eat it, both of my little gremlins will wake up from their naps and I will have to give them ice cream too and believe me when I tell you the way they've been behaving today...they do not need it.

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I learned a very important lesson in that you should never schedule a micro needling appointment first thing in the work day unless you want to look like a shiny, greasy lobster-face all day long.

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I love sourdough. I am terrible at changing too many variables every time but I'll always eat my results.

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Well, I sold my ESXI server because I just didn't need a media server like I'd planned and somehow along the way I now have four laptops. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@IndefiniteLT @cpt_blondie Same here. I'm on the grandfather Arlo plan and have been very happy with them but I don't like subscription models. I no longer can view my feeds from my phone, but I can from a desktop

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@cpt_blondie I used to recommend Arlo wholeheartedly, but I’m grandfathered into free service for 5 cameras with no monthly fees. I like the hardware and the service but I honestly don’t know what my layout would cost if bought today.

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WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree

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I made an awesome brisket yesterday. It was a little dry but the sauce I made really made up for it. I have a lot to learn but I'm glad it was my best brisket so far.

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I just realized I've been saying the wrong age for...a while now.

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@LethalityJane Agreed. Unless the party-hosters explicitly say "hey, do you all want some cake?" I don't know the parents of my child's friends so I have offered cake to random strangers on the playground because I thought they were part of the birthday group.

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Happy Monday!

- my neighbors and their fireworks, apparently.

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@doctrinatrix_C2 This is Ruby. She wants to go outside and chase the squirrels so the birds can eat the bird seed freely.