A Pinch of Bazel

I edit films, trailers, and lousy memes, and catch a few of the moving pictures from time to time:

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@PooskiIsTheLord @Duhlorean98 …you’re asking when the guy called RalphTheMovieMaker made movies?

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@RomSparrowhawk @Yeenie_Mcbeenie If you’ve got beef with that you’ve got beef with every American cartoon made in the last 40 years

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@haydentank @Nickelifts @SheevTalks @Kippie1999420 Marcia Lucas was one of THREE goddamn editors on the movie and some of y’all act like she practically co-wrote the script. Even SHE would tell you to hop off her proverbial dick.

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@stealbeltradial Empty story with a child’s idea of writing “dark” characters and “deep” political themes about war

Mix in a little pedestrian worldbuilding, inexpressive animation, and D-tier voice acting and yeah, any good ideas in it get about as far as Energon’s did

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@stealbeltradial @TFTranssexual The show CAME OUT in 2020. It would’ve been recorded pre-pandemic. It’s just a lackluster production skimping with non-union VAs.

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@perish_creator Going full screenshotted text wall here since I don’t feel like paying for xitter

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@1651Hobbes @AnalyticlScribe

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@JAXORCIST2 They’ve been ass since Dark of the Moon

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@shinBR41N

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@1651Hobbes @AnalyticlScribe Bro crying “TDS��� every time someone clowns on his favorite pedo

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@SonicFront70231 @Kaiza_Tenbu Animated handled its designs with practicality too.

As long as the toys were willing to play ball with the aesthetic.

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@bearmccreary @paolini At least his Conan and Starship Troopers scores generally get their due.

Just wish his Les Mis score enjoyed those annals. Incredible body of work either way.

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@raptorak @Blitches_ @IamTheEagleHTM What the fuck does a lame wistful 90s throwback have to do with a has-been Youtuber that pissed manchildren off because she wrote about sexism in video games?

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@DomainDead Love how this is all still coming from the Mixtape tweet. I think people would give you more grace here if you just either…named 5 games like Mixtape.

Or just tried for a more nuanced take on the situation.

Otherwise you cultivate a clickbait image even if your content isn’t.

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@ArchAbhor @PeshkyBee @MoiDawg No one’s pushing anything. Kids do, in fact, sometimes, be gay. And for some reason who kids are attracted to really occupies your vacant headspace.

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@itzKeiRe @ChronoKatie “They traded you for drinking money” is treated as SECONDARY to that.  And that makes her character come off shallow for the sake of drawing the meta home for the audience.  Wanting family and wanting FAMOUS family are not the same thing. 5/5

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@itzKeiRe @ChronoKatie Because before, she wasn’t the one that cared if they were famous.  Others were.  The FANS were.  And instead of only implicitly putting that meta to bed, the first thing Rey cries at now is the idea her parents weren’t celebrities. 4/5