Lucas Jack

I tweet mainly about my life and sometimes about video games.
he/they

[Jeff: in 3D! @Jeff_in_3D]

Guy who has only played breath of the wild: getting some real breath of the wild vibes here

[BillSpooks (COMMS OPEN-POKEMON ONLY!) @BillSpooks]

These are the four dialogue options I choose from when messaging friends

[waffel @Wafffeling]

My dad just said “so 35% of the city is at risk of rain”

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

Me when I listen to sad music (Narrow Stairs by Death Cab for Cutie) and then get sad 😮🤯😳

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

Me pulling up to the family function as if a couple hours earlier my dad didn't scream at me for 5 minutes straight while I was stuck in a car with him (I drank coffee and he believes that's as bad as killing someone because I promised not to drink coffee when I was 8)

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

Turns out my parents are okay with pirating as long as it's from my uncle's Plex server

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

Because they don't get a new picture when you renew your license online, my license will have a picture of me when I was 19 until I am 33

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

Do you ever hang out with someone that annoys you and then you realize other people react to you the same way that you react to that annoying person so you analyze everything you've ever said and done to see where you went wrong?

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

I was fully prepared to at least be a CEO Christian but then I remembered that being a Ceo is kinda dangerous rn and I didn't want to risk it

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

It took less than 12 hours from me coming home (including sleep) for my mom to ask if I'm wearing Mormon underwear

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

-Go to Target
-She buys stuff
-Walking back to her apartment
-Outside her complex
-"This is me. Thanks for coming! See you tomorrow at the study group"

Dog I'm cooked. I had fun talking but she probably was hinting she didn't want me to come with

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

Does anyone get cuteness aggression but instead of cute babies it's attractive women and instead of aggression it's wanting to kill yourself? Haha me neither lol

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

I told my friend that they could use the term Mormon and they said "So you're giving me the M word pass?" ���

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

I had a guy ask me if Mormons can use technology 😭😭😭

[robinVA @winterrVA]

been hearing about this pokemon leak.....

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

@Rivulev I played Guardians Signs for hours growing up lol

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

"If you read the cases and are confused by what they mean, you read them correctly" - My law school professor

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

The funny edgy puppet show just gave me an existential crisis and brought back my repressed religious trauma :(

[Lucas Jack @Spiderpool711]

"Just because you don't drink doesn't mean you can't drunk text"