Merghen

Professional butter dancer and part time alpaca wrangler.

[kelsey darragh @kelseydarragh]

"what u doin tn?"

makin my Uber drive aimlessly around the city so I can get new bumble matches Karen stop txting me ur draining my battery

[Merghen @SpiderScribble]

@hankgreen I work as one of those people you call to scream at when you forget how HDMI cords work.

[Merghen @SpiderScribble]

@hankgreen Lots of cross stitches, knitting, and dry erase art.

[Seth @SethShaffer]

#WhenLifeGetsTough so can you.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

When your ex tries to get back in your life https://t.co/B52iMeN0Yh

[Merghen @SpiderScribble]

#MyMessageToMyEx is just a popper full of glitter. That bitch HATES glitter.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

#TodayWillBeBetterBecause yesterday lowered the bar so much.

[Resting Mitch Face @MitchellBader]

#IWouldLoveToSpendMyBirthday, but most respectable businesses don't consider it "legal tender."

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I just found out I’m getting a star on the HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. Unbelievable!!

[Your Majesty @theflipgod]

#WorstWaysToStartALoveLetter
What started as a simple prostate exam, has blossomed into something special...

[karol @dansculIy]

"the floor is talent"

david tennant:

[Jonah Lobe - now on 🦋 @Jonahlobe]

The Life of a Project

[Merghen @SpiderScribble]

@jon_snow_420 Do you want to be my hostage? Come on, dont run away.

[Mister Hayden @MrHaydenMyers]

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