Not_StarLord

[Lakshay Mehta @lakshaymehta08]

A man bought a brand-new ₹20 lakh car and parked it outside his house.

The very next day, a woman riding a scooty lost control and crashed straight into the parked car 😳

The impact left a big dent in the car.

Imagine buying a brand-new car with your hard-earned money, only to see it get badly dented in less than 24 hours. That really hurts 😭

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"I have brought a technology that I can spot even a single pothole on the Indian roads from my office. Every contractor is in fear now that I have an X-ray machine."

— Nitin Gadkari, Transport Minister

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

Weekend
Yellow line
Peak hour
But absolutely zero crowd

So was the metro station kept closed for the non-biological, for like 1 hour?

Imagine the inconvenience caused to the public for one PR shoot 🤦

Shameless level — INFINITY 🔥

[Not_StarLord @Spidey_Boy14]

@Shay_Slay_ Don't tell me adulthood is like this 😭😭

[AAP @AamAadmiParty]

After Teleprompter PM, presenting you Teleprompter CM.

[Not_StarLord @Spidey_Boy14]

@encoword X200 Pro gng

[doyichi⁶⁷🐚 @airfilter32]

Shy gay man too anxious to talk to his indian crush on the bus so he performs a mating dance to no avail.. heartbreaking 💔

[Symbiotized @Symbiotized]

imagine cancelling a show with 11 Emmy noms and rave reviews lmao makes zero sense

[Marina ✨❄️ @dyingnome]

thought this was real for a second, that's how bad it is rn

[Ken O'Keefe @RealKenOKeefe]

Grok was also suspended for stating israel is committing a genocide.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Aww - Elon's Sex bot cant make kiddy porn anymore. Bummer dude. Freakin' weirdo.

[Shivangi Choudhary @TweetShivangiii]

🚨 This account is sharing an image of a minor girl alongside a po*nographic performer

This is an extremely serious matter. Such abuse can permanently damage a young girl’s reputation, privacy and mental well-being, and may cause long-term trauma.

Authorities must investigate the account and take immediate legal action. @Cyberdost @NCWIndia @DelhiPolice

@DelhiPolice Book this criminal under POSCO

[MUSAFIR. @Peoplepower08]

An MLA in UP got an FIR for praying for 2 minutes by the roadside.

What about those who block roads for miles, for 10 days, from morning till evening?

If 2 minutes of prayer gets an FIR while 10 days of road-blocking gets a free pass, this isn’t law and order—it’s blatant hypocrisy.

[Sarcastic. @Sarcaztick]

In UP: praying Namaz peacefully in a corner is a crime, but hooliganism, vulgar dancing and creating a public nuisance are apparently perfectly acceptable. 🤡

[Sarcastic. @Sarcaztick]

He is praying Namaz in a parking lot behind his car. How is he obstructing the public way?

This is just a way for the UP Police to harass Muslims, while the same police showers flowers on Kanwariyas when they are on the roads.

[Anukram @AnukramWrites]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????

Don’t we deserve to know exactly what kind of petrol we’re putting in our cars?

If consumers are paying for it, why shouldn’t we be told what’s actually being sold to us?

[Jorge Diaz @CyanideCoke]

Por supuesto que Harry ahora está en medio del cuadro en vez de a la derecha, ¿si no cómo van a ver la serie en TikTok dividida en 37 partes?

[Bandhua Majdoor @iamSKC10]

@tomosman @BoyanSlat @TheOceanCleanup And this is how people returned the favour

[Arvind Sharma @sarviind]

प्रिय रेल मंत्री अश्विनी वैष्णव जी,

आप देख लीजिए रेलवे स्टेशन से लेकर ट्रेन के अंदर तक किस तरह की लूट और यात्रियों के स्वास्थ्य के साथ खिलवाड़ हो रहा है।

[Mohammed Futurewala @MFuturewala]

A truck came to fix a pothole in Nashik, got swallowed by the same pothole…

India is the only country capable of defeating the imagination of AI😂😂😂