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Life Everlasting—based on a misprint!

[ecclesia militans @Spiffl]

HER: What are you thinking about?

ME:

[ecclesia militans @Spiffl]

zohran secures the anarkiddie vote

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[ecclesia militans @Spiffl]

@Sarah_pdx winstanley is one of my heroes, what a fucking baller

[Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @RossWBermanIV]

They're calling the run from Minority Report to Munich "the most anyone has ever processed 9/11 ever. "

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

imagine going on a family vacation with Kratos and his wife, every 5 seconds they're going "a gas station.....we could stop there and resupply"

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

GEORGE COSTANZA: (defensively) Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew me

[ecclesia militans @Spiffl]

3 out of 4 aint bad, more like University of Woke

[University of Austin (UATX) @uaustinorg]

UATX’s idea of viewpoint diversity: Reading Plato, reading the Bible, reading Marx, reading Hayek.

[Dr David Vernon @DrDavidVernon]

Dmitri Shostakovich and Yevgeny Mravinsky in Paris, 1960, looking like they're in a Jean-Luc Godard movie.

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[ecclesia militans @Spiffl]

@BundAndRoses uhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

[Falastin Flip @TOliveFern]

Heartbreaking 💔

[ecclesia militans @Spiffl]

average transmasc

[dom @Nineteen19Dom]

@haydengise Shut up bitch

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

interesting to me that everyone turned to the seemingly fun, dressed down alien and shunned the man in a suit, but it turns out the alien was bad and the guy in a suit was good. maybe a lesson to be learned here.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Core constituencies of Dem 2028 contenders:
KAMALA HARRIS: Protagonists of Toni Morrison novels
GAVIN NEWSOM: Your lib mom
AOC: Your lib dad
RO KHANNA: Wasians who follow the NBA
PETE BUTTIGIEG: Antagonists of Toni Morrison novels
JON OSSOFF: Obama

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

[TheArtificer @TU84LC41N]

@DaveMcNamee3000 Why the fuck does he look like a light skinned black former prison imam from Chicago in these pictures?

[ecclesia militans @Spiffl]

wait but if there's a weenie hut jr that means.... weenie hut....

my man🤝😂

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon

[ecclesia militans @Spiffl]

indie games be like

[Hello @VeinRichard]

The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?

[audrey @phlegmme]

Experimental musicians should also make a control group version of every song to check whether it would sound better normal style