SpiffWiggins

Greatest generation. All you youngins can fuck right off

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Asshair so bad I might as well have a ziplock full of captain crunch in my back pocket

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@PokerPerry1 Communism

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Fuck music let’s bang to an audiobook

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@drheinzdoof01 @RevTrevNFL @RevTrevNFL Jesus “should’ve” answered your prayers a bit more; ask him to give you a couple more inches down there while you’re at it

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@drheinzdoof01 what’s your daughter up to tn

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@PhilMickelson lay off the roids brother

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High key Low tapped in with @PokerPerry1

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Very disappointed in @BWWings tonight.

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Hey @RocketLeague why is your game so damn hard

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@PokerPerry1 Wish I could be Ferb he up in that

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My boy doofenshmirtz should really be drowning in puss, yeah he slouches but he’s a goddam genius. Vanessa could use a step mom

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@tomjgallagher3 Canes sauce is an integral part of every canes meal. Ketchup, for example, is not absolutely necessary on certain meals. Ketchup and mustard are widely used, but you can only obtain canes sauce from canes. What would canes be without the sauce? Not a condiment, but a necessity.

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@noodlescompany We are excited to announce that @kanyewest has been selected as our new spokesman! New specials on the way!

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@blakegriffin23 is it milo griffin or milo maple? I need clarification

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Aaron Rodgers looks like the crusty remnants in a deep fryer. Absolutely brutal haircut and a dumb face #perc

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Bears win, packers loss, and new house of the dragon. What an immaculate Sunday it’s been