Mert

He/Him ~opinions my own~

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

So many honky Bois today

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

#BREAKING: Over 100 trucks are currently rolling into Melbourne’s CBD en route to Parliament in protest of soaring fuel costs.

Full story at https://t.co/EaIX3z3y0M

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

#BREAKING: Over 100 trucks are currently rolling into Melbourne’s CBD en route to Parliament in protest of soaring fuel costs.

Full story at https://t.co/EaIX3z3y0M

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Fart if you like titties

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Starting to wonder if #melbourne should move to heritage list #lockdown and #vaccine #mandate #protests

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

Earthquake in Melbourne. 'Herald Sun' has already blamed Dan Andrews.

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

productivity drivers, when aggregated upwards, fund stability and other measures to perform

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Shout out to the guy solemnly singing Haddaway's 'What is love' as he walked down my street at 4am. You'll get there my guy

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

if i write a children's book i'll make sure there's a character called "eloquent elephant' who helps the main characters out when they get stuck on something. like, the frame pans out and it turns out there's always an elephant in the room but they're helpful and empathetic

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

The weather. My god it's everywhere

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

This process was exacerbated after eating and, one by one, each member of the O'McMacSenSon’s tummies exploded in the night, wiping out the family.
That is except, for me.
Being a bastard I wasn't invited to the official gathering of course.

Fin.

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

But, it had been an abnormally hot summer that year on the isle of man. Something to do with the changing ocean currents as a result of global warming. The custard wasn't stored properly in the heat and had begun to ferment.

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Every single member of the family loved custard, it was served as dessert at the end of every meal. A long standing family tradition, you see.

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

I am Fitz O’McMacSenSon.
The bastard child and last surviving member of the famed O'McMacSenSon clan. All the other O’McMacSenSons were tragically killed in a freak custard accident at a family gathering on the Isle of Man. It was horrific.

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

The paradox is more apparent than real

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Work collaboratively with business, innovators, and community to develop proposals to leverage existing funding programs to utilise open data and fast-track innovation technology solutions

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Develope cohesive decentralized policy design and implementation

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Mechanisms exist that unite research efforts to create a critical mass of technological expertise

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Cost effective, high quality innovative products will be exposed to best-practise production methods that drive cost competitiveness and high quality standards

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

@deadDJjoke666 I'll pass that onto the lead author

[Mert @Spikeysaurus]

Seek out opportunities in allied and complementary applications