spilt chips™

amateur gynaecologist, part time clay pigeon. full time dickhead.

[Shiiine On @ShiiineOn_]

#onthisday in 1998

@embrace released their debut album • The Good Will Out

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Hi darling. I’ve thrown away all the dry food and half the crockery but still struggling to store your valuable collection of left over take away Tupperware that you so love.

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

This is how it starts

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@georgeymez @l4pablo Hahaha

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Now the Major expanded to 32 teams, stage one is like FA Cup first round...loads of Halesowen Town v Rochdale fixtures #IEM

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Is Owen Cooper the youngest player on the field?

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@sandwellcouncil Hi, what is the point of sending anti social behaviour reports if you just ignore after the inmitial autom ated response? Sent 17.04.26, no response. Breaching your own policy? Says response within 5 days

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To paraphrase Morrissey, sack the referee, sack the referee

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Boooooooooo

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That’s why you should watch ufc. Loved boxing for decades….now become a joke

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What a joke

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Usyk needs ko surely

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And not slowing down

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Rico surprise so far

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How tall are the pyramids in the official height metric of double decker buses?

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Celebrating being able to complete daily tasks

[شهد || Shahd @egybest_1]

عارضة الأزياء الأعلى أجرًا في العالم كيندال جينر، في محطة وقود — بدون تكلف أو دراما تحط وقود بنفسها.

البساطة هي كل شيء ✨

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Check out natalini73's video! #TikTok https://t.co/r26zecgsI3

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The FA Cup is nowhere near what it used to be. But then again, neither is Dixon of Dock Green or The Generation Game. And everyone has mobile phones nowadays.