Danhammer Obstkrieg

Person with opinions at Last Rites. Words about sounds; heavy music for the common good.

[Danhammer Obstkrieg @SpinalTapdance]

Sext: My ringtone when you call is the squelch of a spoon in a refrigerated container of leftover pulled pork.

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@kundun_ilikedit @AtanamarSunyata I mean, those two have some of the boomingest production, in which case the new one is an easy continuation. Black Seeds is my favorite, perhaps in no small part because it was my first one.

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@AtanamarSunyata @kundun_ilikedit Truthfully, though, I'm surprised. I think it's a fantastic album that does just about everything they're great at, just about exactly as great as per their top form.

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@AtanamarSunyata @kundun_ilikedit It's great, you nincompoop!

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@MannyOWar Well, that's an unfortunate autocorrect

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@MannyOWar Iron Maiden
Low
Autechre
Miles Davis
Tories Amos

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@MannyOWar That guy sucks

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In which crude analogies are made and accusations leveled. (P.S. this black metal EP is pretty great.)

[Last Rites @YourLastRites]

Review of Grabunhold – Unter Dem Banner Der Toten | @BoneheadIron @SpinalTapdance | https://t.co/i3W14J6Uu4

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@MannyOWar The truth IS fun, oh ass-elbowed friend of mine.

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@MannyOWar Aw, how cute, you dick-fingered sheep humper.

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@MannyOWar @timjohnmills @OfficialOpeth Pfft.

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Opeth's "Damnation" is not a good album, and I had lots of fun calling my pal @MannyOWar names.

[Last Rites @YourLastRites]

Attack of the Ignorant Sluts, or, @SpinalTapdance and @MannyOWar argue about Opeth's Damnation: https://t.co/lMliI11P4w

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Have you ever noticed that Blind Guardian is simply the fucking best?

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@catjonessoda What's Kerrang's policy on authorial attribution and compensation for crowdsourced content?

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If it has been a while, please remember that Sevendust's self-titled album is rather magnificent.

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In which several dubious claims of evolutionary science are made in service of praising death metal.

[Last Rites @YourLastRites]

Review of Hypoxia – Abhorrent Disease | @selfmadegodrec @SpinalTapdance | https://t.co/DIlMjsyUgL

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@MannyOWar I will be your fox in the hole, friend.

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@diplodocuses Very very pre-gourd.

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@diplodocuses Good morning, Christopher! I DID warn our gentle readers that they might hate it.

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Hi, hello, how are you. Today at @YourLastRites I review the fascinating new album of unclassifiable crust/noise mayhem from Brazil's Deafkids: https://t.co/1bMMZT6FV7

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Your life can be improved measurably by listening to more Yanni.

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"...Live at the Acropolis is a love letter to the universe. It is a sort of prayer, and a living testament to the restorative power of music." - @SpinalTapdance on... Yanni? https://t.co/oPjSpph1Op