Spinboldack

Wicked. Carter, bust out the gatling guns. I want to be revered as a god by teatime.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Donald Trump to reporter:
“You are disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell.”

Meanwhile, Donald Trump…

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Imagine being body shamed by whatever the fuck this is.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox: Why are you here this morning?

Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.

[Acyn @Acyn]

EL-SAYED to TRUMP: I will go through a metal detector if you will sit for a lie detector. My first question, Epstein. Second question, did you win the 2020 election? I will go through a metal detector every day if you sit through a lie detector one time.

[Acyn @Acyn]

El-Sayed: Trump called me Abdul Ramadan. Ramadan is the month in which Muslims fast. The thing is groceries under his leadership have gotten so expensive, I wouldn't be surprised if he is like, “listen, we could just do Ramadan for all.”

“Why are you fasting?”

“I can’t afford food”

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Think about it: more women have accused Donald Trump of rape or some sort of sexual misconduct than the total number of trans women in college sports.

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

BLACK TOWER: Raven Conspiracy #3
On the shelves now

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

Universal Monsters BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN LIVES #1 - on the shelves now

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

Some of the New & restock GRAPHIC NOVELS on the shelves Wednesday

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

Some of the GRAPHIC NOVELS on the shelves now

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

"My uncle invented radar, can you believe it?"

No Donald, I can't, because he didn't. However, your uncle was a clever man. You just got the surname - and a chronically inflated ego, along with verbal diarrhoea.

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

DRACULA Graphic Novels - on the shelves now
The Impaler, The Brides & The Count

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

DRACULA vol 3: The Count TPB
On the shelves now

We also have Dracula vol 1 & 2 TPBs

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

Some of the DC Compact GRAPHIC NOVELS on the shelves right now
DC Comics Classics - only £8.99 each !!!

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

Some of the DC Compact GRAPHIC NOVELS on the shelves right now
DC Comics Classics - only £8.99 each !!!

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

Some of the New & restock GRAPHIC NOVELS on the shelves Wednesday

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Trump: “I want Zelensky to stop.”

Zelensky: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of another Russian data center exploding, you traitorous fucking weasel.”
🔥🔥🔥💀

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

ABSOLUTE BATMAN vol 1 TPB
ABSOLUTE BATMAN vol 2 TPB
ABSOLUTE BATMAN vol 3 TPB
On the shelves now

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

SCARLET TRACES Graphic Novels - on the shelves now THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS ARE A MILLION TO ONE, HE SAID...

[Comix Shoppe @ComixShoppe]

CAPTAIN BRITAIN 50th Anniversary Special #1
On the shelves today