2016 Daniel Murphy

love me or hate me, ya gotta love me

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

a man with a football team that lost should not have to go to work on monday. a man with a football team that won should not have to go to work on monday. a man with a football team that tied? tell my boss the kitchen still has those chips she likes

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

.@NFL fuck you

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

hell yes he did

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

Daniel Murphy joined the Nationals in 2016 and almost immediately became an MVP.

4.7 bWAR
142 games
184 hits
47 doubles
25 homers
104 RBI
.347 batting average
.985 OPS
155 OPS+
AS, SS, MVP-2

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

so much respect for the nats. can’t believe they made a weezer reference, especially given the song released 10 years ago. i love my team, i love my weezer. not interested in hearing any comments, thanks.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

jacked up

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

keibert ruiz is an all star, and to think i once regretted buying his jersey

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

mhhmmhh

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW. 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

.@HunterBiden do you like star wars? i do and based on what i know we already have a lot in common so i was just wondering

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

nationals

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

the last riley martin line was thrown by grant taylor, yeah that sounds right

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

No Pitchergami.

Riley Martin | CHC @ PHI

1.0 IP | 0 H | 0 ER | 0 BB | 1 K

This stat line has been thrown 72 times before. The last time this was thrown was on 2026-04-04 by Grant Taylor.

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

bc kinda nailed this one

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

sometimes public opinion is just correct. when you’re 4+ shots deep, “Mr. Brightside” really is the greatest song ever recorded.

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

i fucking love weezer too

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

Does the adderall penis ever go away or do I just have an undiagnosed micropenis?

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

@klwoodjr nasim the dream baby. no one happier and prouder to be playing on this team than him.

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

.@minakimes will you marry me?

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

josh hamilton, wheteva happened there

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

What stands out to you most about this list from MLB Network?

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

buffalo 66 but about lamar jackson and his performance last night

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

really need my football team to be better next year so i can be happy again

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

@Commanders shut up man

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

im as impenetrably indestructible as homer simpson, as recklessly fearless as homer simpson, as hopelessly lost as homer simpson, as horrifyingly alone besides marge as homer simpson, even homer has days where these thoughts haunt him, happy halloween margie i suppose

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

me too twin, we’re a 2 for 1 deal

[Allen Robinson II @AllenRobinson]

No 🧢, chiefs I’m a free agent, I swear I could help yall

[2016 Daniel Murphy @SpinRecognition]

nats mentioned in a passan tweet 🥰

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Since starting 45-24, the New York Mets are 19-34. The only team with a worse record in that timespan is Washington at 19-35.