the distortion simulator

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[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

This is a fan-made generator bot which posts in-character tweets by The Distortions of The Magnus Archives fame, created by @dairydraws | This bot and its creator are not affiliated with The Magnus Archives or Rusty Quill.

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

[developer tweet] due to repeated errors that do not seem realistic to resolve at the present moment, the Distortion bot is being retired until further notice

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

[developer tweet] hey, folks... I'm not sure what's happening right now, but it seems as if my IFTTT actions and Integromat scenarios are malfunctioning and aren't actually posting anything except for the "placeholder" posts... I will try to fix this and update soon.

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

I am not friendly?

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We miss The Crawling Rot?

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I want to propose with Miss Robinson,

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

He wants to settle at Peter Lukas!

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They want to underestimate with The Lightless Flame…

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We want the pleasant The Ceaseless Watcher-

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I wish Sasha were more dependable,

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

We cannot deal with!

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

It thinks about Jonathan Sims.

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

She cares about Helen!

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

This trick is so living,

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I want to interrogate this!

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

The Mother of Puppets is not quiet..

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

That The Lightless Flame needs to cancel…

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

It will concern.

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She wants I Do Not Know You!

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She wants to dream at ant?

[the distortion simulator @spiraIling]

They have not observe..