The Mechanic

I'm a mechanic. | PARODY ACCOUNT | MAIN: @splatdrylol

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Me

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Soda bottle on-

WHY DID I SAY THAT AGAIN

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@ZorakDestroyah "I wasn't talking to YOU! I was practicing for my wedding night!"

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@NintendoAmerica

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soda bottle on my sho-

wait... i said that before..

WHAT AM I DOING

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@WasabiBeatz_ praise the almighty teto pear

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@WasabiBeatz_ cmon prosp give octavio his hat back pls

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Hmm.. you may never know if my machine can go underwater..

[art contest in pinned 📌 // oma 🌊🦭 @maomarulii]

am i reaching if i say that this machine will help us go under water

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@WasabiBeatz_ Squiterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-

0 VOTES?!

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So, one of Inkopolis' stages came back, Urchin Underpass.

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@ZackScott You embarrassed me

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@WasabiBeatz_ Hopefully..

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Soda.

soda bottle on my shot

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Look what I built.

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WHAT'S KRAKEN SQUID SQUAD

[old splatoon music is playing in the lobby!! @splat3lobby]

i might be delusional

[old splatoon music is playing in the lobby!! @splat3lobby]

i might be delusional

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@WasabiBeatz_ look at all the octavios

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@SwitchSharky I wish!