Kono Hiro

"I don't see what's so depressing about my lifestyle. Yeah I'm 39..."

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

"It doesn't get better than this, and I only have to make sure it doesn't get worse than this."

❓ OC.
❓ Experienced writer.
❓ Mirrored replies.
❓ Darker themes.
❓ Ships with chemistry.
❓ #BLEACH #RP
❓ #TheBleachAU

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

“Five million. It’s just five million.”

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerJaw “Yeaaah, lemme buy you one man!”
This is how he avoids getting beaten up, for sure. He’s dangerously close to patting the scary dude’s shoulder but hesitates at the last second.
“So what’s your poison..?”

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

It's another late night out at the bar. One of many nights. Like usual the music seems to get louder with every glass he drinks. He sinks into a daze and is completely unaware of his surroundings, or even how loudly he talks.
"SO THEY WERE CAT-CALLING HER, RIGHT? BUT SHE GIVES >

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

"Fucking ninjas, man."

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

"Account-wide, baby! Yeah!!"

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

"Man... How the fuck can I pay attention to SHADOWS when I'm barely awake? Gimmie a break!"

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerJaw "Probably sooner than later.."
Damn is he relieved that Mahomi isn't dating a guy like this. It would drive him crazy during those few dinners they have together. He struggles to get up, but eventually does it. He stumbles and shakes his head to wake himself up.
"I need a drink!"

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerJaw > this guy being a gang member. He STILL doesn't want to get stabbed.

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerJaw "N-No.. Uh.. Comrades? I just met them last week!"
And he's not so sure if he wants to meet them again. He holds his hand against his head which is STILL spinning, letting out a groan.
"Fucking hell.. Are you a wrestler or something?"
He'd like to rule out the possibilities of >

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerJaw He's knocked down on his bum in one flat second. His head is spinning, and his cheek is starting to ache more and more.
"Ahahaha-oow! Nice one! C-Cool, you got me!"
He holds up both his thumbs, hoping that this creepy stranger will just accept his defeat.
"Pleeaaase, dude..."

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

"It ain't new content without a bunch of bugs."

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

"Who needs meditation tapes when I can just go AFK by the ocean?"

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerFerocity > The next second he sprints out from the bathroom, beelining towards the ghost. The mop is held high above his head.
"KIIYAAAH!!"
He screamed with a cracked, high-pitched voice and swings wildly at the ghost.

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

“Never trust a fucking shaman.”

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerFerocity "Awww shit..."
He sees his blanket floating in the air. Whatever spectral bullshit is underneath it looks really small.. He can wack the shit out of that. He picks up the mop standing in the bathroom and unlocks the door.
"Rush in and kill it. Like a ninja. Hoo-haa-hoo-haa." >

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerFerocity His heart stops every time he hears something falling to the floor. He gets down on his knees and peeks through the keyhole.
"Ohhh fuck.. I'm fucking haunted alright.. Great! Just great! OF COURSE it's happening to me!"

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerFerocity He sits down on the toilet, his head resting in both hands.
"You're just tired.. Work's been rough.. You're not going crazy, man..."

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerFerocity “NOPE! FUCK THIS!”
He throws the blanket off himself and quickly runs to the bathroom to lock himself inside it. He should’ve brought his phone.
“Shitshitshit!”

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerFerocity He mistakes the spit on his face for his own sweat, slowly reaching for the blanket so he can cover himself.
“It’s just a bug.. Haha.. Just a bug...”

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerFerocity “Jesus!!”
He stands up quickly from his low table, stumbling backwards so he falls on the bed.
“W-What the fuck is going on?!”

[Kono Hiro @SpiritsAintReal]

@JaegerFerocity "Ouch! Son of a bitch!"
He flails his arm after feeling a sudden sting, rubbing over the area. It felt like a bite.. Weird.
"The fuck was that..?"