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[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

it’s time

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[IY @IY_02496]

That's the beauty of it bro, we study the source material, page after page, book after book... They won't even know we're actually larping...

And when the questions roll in, we use that knowledge to our advantage and we can keep posing like nothing even happened...

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

staying up all night to turn 27 like a kid on Christmas except when the clock strikes 12 I just grab my revolver and do something funny

[☄️ry-ry🛸(certified franco and trager lover) @hotalienbabe69]

he was lowk so ahead of his time

[ຸ @anne1h3]

Yah man most people in the military don’t kill anyone, they just make the food the killers eat and make the clothes the killers wear and patch up the killers and develop and run maintenance on the killing machines they use, don’t give them any shit bro

[BUSTER NUT @aguycalledjared]

Too many songs about fucking not enough about jerking off.

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

bar started cheering again and i thought jalen brunson was back on the screen but it was in fact socialism

[Epic Wallpapers @Epicartworks]

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[Cynnie #jjstwt @gdnotfacts]

what’s an high tier human?

to an low tier god

[Rowby @RowbyYT]

"sorry we cant give you your daughter"

"how about this let me tell you something. How about I go to your moms house. Get some cookies. Get some milk. Then just start [starts humping the air] giving her backshots. All day. All night. Next to your room. And you hear me make a new-

[BISEXUAL Miri Sugo @longsworddevil]

If lowetiergod talks to his daughter it will be the equivalent of Richard getting a Job

[mk @handslikevap0r]

i wouldn’t care if the 20 year old wage slave making $7.25 an hour shot someone in the chest on their shift

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Every “unbiased” fanmade Smash roster be like “add the boat from Mario paint. It was a very formative game for me and I think many people would agree! Remove every fighting game character and solid snake”

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

There was a Guy in my class this semester who kept using the word ontologically wrong and one day my professor finally broke and said “Ontologically can be a tricky word to use so don’t feel like you have to” and then the guy stopped showing up for classes entirely