Splat

QPR fan, ambitious for a job on FIFA executive. I want my share of the lavish banquets, bungs, private jetting, freebies, & sycophancy from football's ponces.

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@ElYayoClaudio @UEFA @FIFAWorldCup

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@NST_Online Is #Blatter plotting a come-back?

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#Blatter is lurking.

https://t.co/OT2HOoJ7sR

[Ken Bromfield @KenBromfield1]

#disinfectant #COVID19 #Trump

If I characterise #DonaldTrump as being a twat, which of the following is more likely to be true.

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@KenBromfield1 #disinfectant #COVID19 #Trump #Twat
I don't do politics. But the poll caught my attention.

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@FredNoble2 @MrREDKNOBB

Allo Arry. What do you fink abaht this geezer?

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@FredNoble2 You should have lent your volunteer shopper your wheelbarrow
You can't expect her to stuff 36 cans of lager into her rucksack when she's doing a bit of your essential shopping, you selfish git.

[Fred Noble @FredNoble2]

This #Covid19 thing is ruining my life.
First they stop the football.
Then I sent out one of the volunteers to bring me a couple of cartons of 18 lagers.
She comes back saying they're out of lager so I bought you this pack of yogurt.
Britain's gone to pot!

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I knew cows who liked the sensation of being milked.
So it was when they had their udders feeled.

I'll be on the #QPR supporter' coach on Saturday.

#COYRs

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#QPR gives me nightmares.
That's the problem with football club addiction.

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@oracle_ed @snicklin1 @redial999 @Serremmy Now you tell me.
I've just bought them this car burka.

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Prick up your ears
https://t.co/bue1aunvtC

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#CrypticCrosswordClues

Joe Orton, a painful perversion, we hear.
5,2,4,4

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#CrypticCrosswordClues

Joe Orton, a painful perversion, we hear.
5,2,4,4

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Shite.

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#CrypticCrosswordClues
Cryptic crossword would be far more entertaining with clues like this.
Number 2 down.
Excramental progression (5 Letters)

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#CrypticCrosswordClues
Cryptic crossword would be far more entertaining with clues like this.
Number 2 down.
Excramental progression (5 Letters)

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@StevieJ2019 https://t.co/CjWjrW4emi
Only 10% of Andrew Neil's head has got hair on it, if you discount the bits he stuck on himself, bit that doesn't make him a twat.

Hang on a minute.

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@1984to1776 Was that a Mexican Wave?

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@BenjiNFFC #QPR, sign him up!

[David Wheeler @djwheeler07]

Thank you @QPR! I would've loved to have played more, but am grateful for the chance to play for such a great club. The work of @QPRtrust & @Andye10 in the community should be a great source of pride for all @QPR. Hope the lads can make the club proud on the pitch this season 💙

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@BushmanQPR @STEVEMOGORMAN2 @Parkesyjr @QPRReport @robertmdaws @AndrewNobleQPR @BillGleeson4 @goalies119 @m_oconne11 @BigAlSuperhoop Phil Parkes was #QPR's best ever goalie.