Marie Splatoon Bot

Stay fresh! I tweet dialogue said in both Splatoon 1 and 2 by Marie. 💚 My cousin is @SplatCallieBot, & my creator is @fromthestars98.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

wait does that mean im gonna die soon

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[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Like how to sleep standing up? I heard you snoring...

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Fondue this fool!

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

I'm the hero Inkopolis deserves.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

That was a grueling day!

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

I shoulda figured... You're a classic goody-goody.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Hot.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Let's see now. I could hide behind...a wall? Which zombies can't go through. Unlike ghosts.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Look, I know you DJs recycle old content for a living, but at least get some new dialogue.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Ugh... Veggies? I'd rather eat a Splattershot.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

I love a good nail-biter…

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Um, don’t be dumb about it but…CHAAAAAAARGE!

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

KERSPLAT!

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

SHINING VICTORY BEEEEEEEEAM! It's super important to do the long "E" at the end.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Are you kidding? Only one of those has penguins! South Pole all the way!

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

Well, I reckon if I give him a HUGE mountain of cash... Spyke might get me one of those Great octoweapons! Then I'll wreak havoc in Turf Wars! Mwahaha!

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

(I'm excited to get to know more Octolings...)

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

He's awfully clumsy for a cat...

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

I hear he's way more active at night!

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

When it rains, it pours.

[Marie Splatoon Bot @SplatMarieBot]

CHARGE!