Splatmaster2007

RIP Christina Grimmie

1994 - 2016

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@Arron_TK @Pooleside98 That's a pretty serious accusation to throw at 5 year old me. Look, I just want to talk to the annoying owl, okay. Maybe if he talked about the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, but nope, he just yaps for nine hours every single time.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@SuperSpeshX Idk man, if I lost a child to a mass shooting like that and some dude was going around convincing people that it wasn't even real, I would be suing for literally as much as I can.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@tomokkuroki I see you on the subreddit all the time. Your your Tomoko cosplay is really good, and I mean that genuinely. I know people can be cruel for no reason, but I hope you don’t let that take away what you enjoy. You deserve to be happy and to do what makes you happy.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@CarameLamington I'm only just now realizing how incredibly bad my "moral OCD" is. I've literally been sitting with horrible social anxiety since high school because I've always freaked myself out with intrusive thoughts that I've imagined would somehow get heard and judged in the worst light.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@bisexualheathcl Idk about anyone else, but I think I prefer this Bart Chonkington over the boring old base form Bart.

[Johnny @JohnnyMonke]

The kind of shit a Resident Evil villain carries around and stabs themselves with before transforming into a giant meatblob with lots of eyes to shoot at.

[All-bones Jones💀Skeleton Vtuber @AllbonesJones]

Japan, just copy what Steam did for games but for anime. Make a platform neutral to all companies they can distribute on. Instead of mod support, have fansub support to turn former pirate groups into allies.
Whoever does this will make ten trillion dollars.

[NikTek @NikTek]

The craziest thing ever happened on YouTube.

La7, an Italian television channel has used footage from Nvidia DLSS 5 Trailer and then sent a copyright strike to every YouTube video that supposedly used “their footage”, including Nvidia themselves.

Nvidia’s own DLSS 5 announcement video has now been taken down by La7 as you can see here.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@BetterCallAlba I hated the PS3's DS3 controller so much that I had convinced myself that symmetrical sticks are complete trash, but then I used the DS4 and later DS5 controllers and DS5 is probably my favorite controller overall now.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@luke_metro They were right the first time. 2016 sucked.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Luigi's voice actor Charlie Day wants Danny DeVito to voice Wario

“Danny would fit so well in this universe, and he would be a good Wario, I think”

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@PhilipScheffers @DESI0RE Refusing to pick between whether men or women are the superior beings is not fence-sitting. It's the normal human response to call out this level of stupidity. It might not lead to any real results, but it's literally the only sane and logical response to such a stupid argument.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@hypersocialize @AngieRageBait @anongoat360 @gackamoley I'm not discounting any of the harm he has caused, and I'm not saying he didn't deserve it, but I do personally believe someone kissing his cheek without consent was an act of sexual assault, even if it was just to troll him.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@FKAGEORGEY I genuinely say "why come" when asking someone a question now. I used to only do it with people who I know have already seen this movie and would get the reference, but it's just invaded my mind at this point and I'm gonna look like a moron for the rest of my life lol.

[Stormslayer -HD Remasters/Gamedev @StormslayerDev]

Silent Hill is 99.88% decompiled for PC.
It should be complete very soon. GET HYPED!

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

Are you kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Is this fucking joke?

Fukushima? Really?

I mean, Japan did some pretty awful stuff in WW2, but... Fukushima?

Of all the ridiculous things to feel guilty over...

Fukushima was hit by multiple 50 foot tidal waves from a 9.1 earthquake at sea. That's not a fucking nuclear accident. That's your nuclear plant being hit by the hammer of god.

And after that, you contained it. You took the hand fate dealt you and you played it with everything you had. You had workers volunteering to be heroes, to stay and fight to shut that thing down.

And you saved... everyone. Not a single clearly connected death. In the middle of a natural disaster that cost you fifteen thousand souls, your people fought this thing and won.

Chernobyl is something for Russians to be ashamed of, because that was their own screwup, and stupid communists can't do anything right.

Fukushima wasn't your screwup. Fukushima happened to you. And your men stopped it.

Fukushima is not your national shame.

It is one of your finest hours.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@St1ka If there was ever another platform to use instead of Steam, GOG is it. Even if I use Steam for most games I buy, I always try to make sure I still get stuff from GOG because they definitely deserve support for their dedication to game preservation.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@jetsetdreamcast I remember going into Gamestop with my dad to get this game once we found out there was a sequel and we ended up getting it bundled with Sega GT 2002 in a combo pack disk. I played the racing game for maybe 3 hours total and then became hopelessly addicted to JSRF. Good times.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

@dnverfanforever @BrookeR6s @anyscapers Yeah, it's a very creative way to come out of the closet I guess. Hopefully he didn't realize what he was even saying because that was definitely the gayest thing I've ever heard a dude say, even if he was talking to a girl.

[Splatmaster2007 @splatmaster2008]

This is the true horror that these four EVIL MEN have unleashed into the world. May God help us all...