Welcome to the official research account for Splatoon England!
all our researchers are free range and are not fed chemicals!
(not affiliated with nintendo)
Heya! This is the Splatoon Research Lab located in England, giving you quick and free news for England dwellers! Milton Keynes, you aren't included, stay the fuck out.
Anyways, follow this account for England-localised Splatoon news! Cya!
They're fucking real. Holy shit they escaped from the Nintendo Switch. The Squid Containment Programme foundation (SCP foundation for short), will assure that these Cephalapods are returned to the Nintendo Switch
Team rock has won the splatfest! Squid researchers will not be disclosing which team we supported, as talks about Splatfest Teams teams were banned from the Research Labs to prevent physical brawls during work hours.