Splatoon Michigan

Welcome to the (parody) Splatoon Michigan Twitter Account, your source for the latest Splatoon news from the Michigan District of the Squid Research Lab!

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

What's happening, squids and octos! 🦑🐙 This is your number one #Splatoon3 news source for the Michigan Region! Stay tuned for more updates on the game releasing 9/9/2022! 🦀

[𐔌 𝒄𝒆𝒄𝒆 🎀 ྀི˖ ࣪ @yuinendroid]

marina gaming #splatoon #marinaida #offthehook

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Crying laughing who is Norville

[低脂肪 @miso725]

#スプラトゥーン3 #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

Hello all, SRL Michigan here! Reminder that if you are someone who enjoys spoiling the game, you WILL be banished to Detroit, where you— quote on quote— “can’t have shit”. That includes a copy of Splatoon 3!

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

BREAKING: Agent 3 has drowned in Lake Michigan! First responders were able to retrieve her remains, consisting of a gallon and a half of yellow ink.

[Splatoon South Dakota @SplatoonSRLSD]

Good evening, morning, afternoon, etc!!!
A few hours ago the States server went down for reasons we're not aware of. Though with all the good banter and vibes from the state/country accounts, SplatoonNY, SplatoonND, and I made a new server for everyone.
https://t.co/i6WmooxtwV

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

@SplatoonKY we don’t we really don’t

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

Introducing bitches!
Unfortunately, this new service will only be available for the FRESHEST of cephalopods; which, of course, isn't you!

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

Here at the Squid Research Lab, we love our overused jokes!

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

We are very proud to announce that..

SPLATOON 3 IS NOT REAL.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

The Big Bubbler!... and what's this? A new weapon class!
Introducing: Gun! Permanently "splat" your enemies AND your teammates!

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

The incident at Eeltail Alley (and in turn, the casualties of 14,329 innocent inklings and octolings) will NOT halt the progression of SCIENCE! We, at the SRL, invite you to view the following thread packed with special features from our unfinished presentation! 🦑🦑

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

The Triple Inkstrike! Yet another returning special! It returns in Splatsville Region Turf War now in a value pack of 3?? Cause triple the terrorism in #Splatoon3!

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

Due to the Eeltail Alley Incident of '22, the team at the Squid Research Lab has unanimously decided to cancel our upcoming presentation. 💚💜

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

@skoppdot Squid Research goes deeper than just international— new discoveries can be anywhere!

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

BREAKING: In the midst of recording for our upcoming presentation, a meteor spontaneously struck down onto Eeltail Alley! From our deduction, Camp Triggerfish will be replacing this stage at release.

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

BREAKING: We’ve just gotten word of renovations being made to Arowana Mall! It will soon be transformed into Twelve Oaks Mall at release, and will be playable in Splatoon 3!

[Splatoon Michigan @SplatoonMI1]

What's this? Jelfonzo's set up a new shop in the city center of Splatsville! Along with this new shop, he's got a fresh new wardrobe! Lookin' fresh!