Splatoon Missouri

Welcome to the account for Splatoon Missouri! Not affiliated with Nintendo, SplatoonNA, or SplatoonJP

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

Hey there all you cool squids and kids! We at the Squid research lab would like to introduce all you rad kids out there to our newly created Missouri account! Here, it's our duty to make our fresh discoveries more accessible for the people that live in the Missouri Region.

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

@CraigCuttlefihs My first tweet in months and I get ratio’d by Craig Cuttlefish

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

Octavio x Cuttlefish is NOT TRUE and I WILL NOT support this enemies turned lovers trope

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

@SplatoonAZ shhhhhhh

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

After community feedback I have indeed seen the evidence that Cuttlefish x Octavio is real. Thank you unhinged Splatoon community 🙏

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

@SplatoonNY All this proves is war negotiations if you show me them kissing I’ll believe it 🤨

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

We here at SRL Missouri are in full support of Candy corn and anyone who disagrees is wrong. Don’t ask about what happened to jim when he stated his opinion on candy corn. He’s just been… busy

[falco @falcoflyer11]

Splatoon friends where do we stand on Candy Corn

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

@SplatoonEN

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

HELLO EVERYONE! I’m back just to say one thing. Tune in on August 10th at 8am Central to watch the SRL’s presentation of the Splatoon 3 Nintendo Direct. There will be roughly 30 minutes of information shared about what you can expect in Splatoon 3. Amazing!

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

While I’m at it go give other state accounts a follow, they’re mostly fun. (I don’t remember all the @‘s so I won’t list them here). And finally finally, go give me a follow <3 @Maple_CST

(I have no regrets in shameless self promo right now)

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

Hey everyone! Sorry for not really… existing lately. I’ve been pretty busy doing uhhh- research. Unfortunately SRL Headquarters has informed us that we will no longer be funded. So goodbye my Missouri Friends, remember to pick up Splatoon 3 releasing September 9th!

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

These accounts are meant to be fun and share new info in a state-stereotypical way. So to wrap up, this account will not be tweeting anymore. I will leave the account here though so you can see my past funny tweets. I enjoyed you all, states and followers alike. Ciao! -SRL Maple

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

@SplatoonND Me living in fear, knowing what the original says *gulp*

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

Oh my, look at that amazing hair! I wish I could pull that off. Alas, this is a Rival Octoling! They’re fierce and won’t give Agent 3 a break, They can even do everything you can. Terrifying!

(I cannot get over this hair does anyone know a stylist?)

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

Hey there! Happy Pride Month! Missouri isn’t known for being the most accepting but these accounts aren’t about being exactly like our states. So to all of you who are LGBTQ+ of any kind (the owner of this account is trans), you’re valid! Enjoy this month to yourselves!

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

@SplatoonAustra1 Based

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

Toni Kensa is back under a new designer! Wait… wait wait wait WAIT IS THAT A KENSA STRINGER NOOOO I THOUGHT KENSA WEAPONS WERE OVER I WANT MY WASABI SPLATTERSHOT BACK

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

@SpIatoonFL I don’t

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

Ah it seems our great lab missed yet another telegram. Enperry is back with even more drip than before! (Didn’t these guys sponsor a pair of dualies?)