Splatoon Nevada

The official Splatoon account for the Nevada District of the Squid Research Lab. Welcome!
^Everything this account says is satire. Take it with a grain of salt.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

Greetings Splatoon fans & Splatoon curious! We here at the Squid Research Lab are proud to announce that we're removing Las Vegas from the map!
Oh, and also our findings on the Splatlands & #Splatoon3 itself. "Smash that like button", as the children say.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

If you made it this far, thank you for listening, and please don't expect anything more personal than this nor anything this serious from this account going forward. (7/7)
- Louis [Owner of this Account]

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

//tw mental health/suicide [THREAD]

Hello everyone who follows this account!! You may have noticed a lack of tweets from me within the past month or so, and it's because.. well, to be honest, I really just wasn't able to. (1/7)

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

In the event of that happening, I will post a short message here saying goodbye and then I will either delete this account or pass it to someone I trust. (6/7)

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

The best brand is back.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

Octo Expansion in the backrooms.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

Rollers are back! Some of the other states are, unfortunately, against this class. They will all see in time; the roller hivemind will prevail.

Also, apartments aren't confirmed. Stop it.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

@SplatoonKY Fatherless.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

Squid Research Lab here to announce that catgirl Octolings will NOT be coming to #Splatoon3.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

@SplatoonMO_ No.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

@SplatoonAustra1 No. Stop.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

Splatoon in Brazil.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

@SplatoonAZ @PufuuLive Yeah, Pufuu's are cool, I just mean the ones that are kind-of mean, haha.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

Imma be fr with yall, fake Splatoon leaks are annoying.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

^^And I mean the kind that aren't obviously fake, the ones that are made to deceive people and aren't obviously made for a laugh.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

This and 'Splatsville' will be my downfall.

[Splatoon Nevada @SplatoonNV]

I'm having a breakdown in the Squid Lab right now. Who approved this. Why. I mean, it looks useful, it looks like a good weapon, but nobody told me it was named this.