🐙Lettuce

🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her | 22 | #1 Splattershot Jr. Fan | Sub Saver Enthusiast | div something idk | shooter player for Land Crabs | banner: @Drewmar_spl

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

not for nothing but i might be one of the greatest splatoon photographers to ever do it

[Finny 🩷💜💙 @teamshiguma]

Can you make a nintendo store for bumfuck nowhere because i live there thanks

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

FINALLY ftiu banned. my god.

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

this wasn't THE balance patch right. the one that they said they would be dropping later on? it couldn't be right? they dropped it out of nowhere. all they did was pfs changes. surely this isn't THE balance patch

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

division 7. i'm high key upset but whatever

[⁺. @nami_sleep]

> open splatoon
> queue X rank
> wait 230 seconds for a match
> 2 people disconnect within the first 10 seconds
> you get assigned a loss
> close splatoon

[🐝Kiora06🐝 @Kiora06]

Drink my nefarious cooler.

[Nia @ultrastamps]

LF a LUTI team! Dm me here or on discord @/ultrastamps

[anthony @unawareant]

.96 gal 🩵 #NewProfilePic

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

@Leosmii1 @stormyspam it might not be the only reason but gaining rank is like exponentially slower in open than in series

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

"dodge the liter" has been the counter play to it for some time now, that's why i'm confused

[FzP | SolarBeam @SolRidley]

losing while caring could be top 3 worst experiences in the human psyche

[Comrade @Comrade_spl]

MY FIRST BIG TOURNAMENT WIN WTF RAHHHH

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

this is what if feels like to do vod review

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

above 2k you might find a game every 5-7 business days, probably against yoshell and dude

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

x rank is a uniquely terrible experience, especially in ttek. making above/below 2k different matchmaking pools is legitimately idiotic decision, especially with the already fragmented population. below 2k you're getting matched with 800xp timmy no matter what your own xp is and

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

but idk what to change it to. maybe when i get on a team ill put that there but what in the meantime 🤔

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

i wanna change my pinned given that it's
- 2 years old
- of a disbanded team
- on the wrong account of said disbanded team

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

i stand on the shoulders of giants (cracked hedit players that carry my dumb ass)

[🐙Lettuce @SPLettuce]

i think that the biggest thing about people enjoying/not enjoying comp is this:

if you're below top level, being a free agent sucks absolute dookie doo doo ass, and having a consistent team is fun