Fernando Spark

Sarcasm, friend, bitter, poser. Alterego-ing all the time. Tech enthusiast

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

I’m going to print this and put it in the mirror

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

No hacen falta grandes cosas para que la vida sea bella y para sentirnos mejor, solo un poco de… no sé que!

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Después del beso:
—Bye

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

¿¿Qué pedo con mi “yo” de hace 14 años??

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

@TELMEXSoluciona @Telmex
Para cuando das solución al corte de mi servicio? Llevo 6 días sin internet 😡😡 y solo se lavan las manos!! Den soluciones no excusas!

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

What to do when you’ve a crush with someone a bit (much) younger, and she seems to get along?

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

I meant most of my friends

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

All of my “friends” are getting “aged” as they start saying things like “I’m too old to party”, “I have other things to do”, “I’m adulting”… I do have a life too y’know, I’m just not whinning over the things I’d rather not to do…

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Do your friends text/call you, or they just only answer?

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Should I become more active on twitter? I mean X…

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Anyone, I mean ANYONE, would had fallen in love with Sister Encarnación (played by @ADELAREGUERA ) as Nacho did 😍

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

How come my accesses were removed after my PTO? And now I’m being re-hired?
5 years ago I would’ve quit my job just because of that… now I’m just waiting for the company to make it real (what I mentioned b4) 🤭

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Today, I woke up at 5:30…

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Todos mamonean hasta que tienen que pagar a cuenta 😂

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

60k monthly gross senior SDET?
Ni cuando era Jr…

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Que pedo con mi “yo” del 2019 jajajajaja

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Que pedo con mi "yo" del 2013 jajajajaja

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

Cómo que ser bandolero no es que te guste la banda?

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

I’m at home but homesick
Extraño Mazatlán

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

@OmegaNaucalpan Si, ambos sentidos está cerrados…

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

@MultiversoTM

[Fernando Spark @splinfer]

@AlbertoCaden1 @TercerIncomodo Claramente no sabes comprar jajaja