Post Modern Wizard

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@JamesWillems @ElyseWillems No, it has no broth

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

Honest people are hard to be with because they are honest. Everyone says all they want is a honest person except when that honestly is pointed at them

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

Random idea, what if Star Trek Picard was more about Picard doing some amazing act of diplomacy. Like what if he convinced the Borg to join the Federation, wouldn’t that be an amazing send-offs for one of the greatest capt. of all time! #StarTrekPicard #StarTrek

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@mrpyo1 Blood Borne

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@romanisgarbage A microbrewery that can fit easily into your mouth for this boy

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@SurpriseMechPod I mean why wouldn’t we be, every other AAA game in the last 4 years has failed miserably. Which I’m glad for. Maybe now games will go back to being just games with a beginning, middle and end

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@brucegreene I thought he was a man bat

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@MatthewRao They are alien scouts! And they are coming for our poop!

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

If you’re going to do comedy at the Oscar’s be sure to wear head gear

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

I really hate the puzzle game adds where they, on purpose, do the puzzle wrong just so you can scream at your phone “No! Don’t slide that one! You’re giving the Minotaur all the gold coins!”

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@RussFrushtick

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@Harlack @Sgtzima Mom’s Spaghetti

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

Alternative view of Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo is all in Shaggy’s head and the rest of the gang is in on Shaggy’s metal condition and are just humoring him by pretending when Shaggy makes the Scooby voice they just play along

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Amount of Medical Debt:

🇬🇧: $0

🇫🇷: $0

🇩🇪: $0

🇨🇦: $0

🇩🇰: $0

🇸🇪: $0

🇳🇴: $0

🇪🇸: $0

🇵🇹: $0

🇨🇷: $0

🇺🇸: $228,000,000,000

61% of Americans with medical debt have employer-provided health insurance.

#MedicareForAll

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@BioticNova OMG! They are worse that people with open mics

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@PostCredPod The Batman Rutty Tooty Fresh & Fruity 2 Electric Boogaloo

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

When you try to let out a little squeaker but you let out a full lion’s roar

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

@pattonoswalt I was hoping during the downward pan it would start to do a slow zoom on his dick area

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

Why? Who cares?

[Fandom @getFANDOM]

'Avatar 2' is still on track to release this year, assures 20th Century Studios

(via @THR | https://t.co/CnJe6bmHFw)

[Post Modern Wizard @SplitAtom3000]

Hell Yeah! Oh wait, I don’t work there! Nooooooooooo!!!

[IGN @IGN]

Elden Ring publisher Bandai Namco is increasing salaries for all Japanese staff from this April. https://t.co/EmA61U9s9b