Splodge

28 | Gay | Single | British | B.A. Honours Degree in Video Game Design (Art) | Owner of The Splodge Shop |

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

Check out The Splodge Shop if you’re looking for quirky gifts. All the designs are made and owned by me.

I sell:
- Stickers
- Button Badges
- Mugs
- Posters
- Keyrings
- A5 Notebooks
- Drawstring Bags

Link to my shop is attached to the profile.

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@NextDoorHairy I wanna be fucked like that! I love hairy guys with big dicks! 🥵

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@MemesOfCars Who gets pissed off my the Australian Flag? The Aussies are nice!

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

The Shape of Water is such a good film. It’s super weird in places but it’s so well done. Plus the soundtrack is brilliant.

[Jewel @mitsilau]

She went romantic with an amphibious creature😱
🎥 THE SHAPE OF WATER

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@JordanxBrandt @KylexBrandt I’d love to ride you tbh. Just run my hands through your chest hair as I do. 🥵

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@CoreyCoyote I have a friend who’s the same way with cameras.

His trigger phrase is always something similar to “What camera you got”?

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@BenDudmannnn Well you know what they say. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

Maybe he’s on the doll now. 🤔😅

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

Manchester B&M

You’d expect Boris Johnson to drive a better car than that old one… considering all the golden handshakes he made during his time in number 10

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@JakeCountry I would love you inside me so badly!

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@Felipe101_19 Let’s go with the Pup Pride flag.

[🐾Felipe 101🐾 Commission Open (1/4) @Felipe101_19]

ART RAFFLE!!
You've been invited to PPP
PRIDE POOL PARTY!!!🏳️‍🌈🩲

Participating is simple:
follow me👤
retweet🔃
and comment with your OC and your flag🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

The results will be announced on Saturday the 13th.

Happy Pride month to all!

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@FurryFursuit_M Another Dalmatian! 🥰

And so the army of Spotty Dogs grows larger. Sooner we will be able to take over the world! 😈😂

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

Come be my neighbour.

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

This is what I would do if I was your neighbour.

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@CoVahr_Fox When you’ve fixed Germany, please can you come sort the UK out? 😅😂

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@CoVahr_Fox Please can we do a collab one day. I’d love to sing whilst you play piano.

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@beefy_guys @goodboymarkox @_theVikingGamer That’s how I love to be topped! 🥵

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@Ramthewoofer My Dad has been a mechanic for over 40 years and he still chucks his tools into a box then complains when he’s lost them.

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

@WETWILL_22 @dcbrne I would love nothing more tbh! ���

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

Pepsi always had the cooler commercials.

[spice girls thinker @thinkerspice]

Spice Girls commercial for Pepsi (1997)

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

My perfect guy.

[lux @paperssil]

Would you?👀

[Splodge @SplodgeDog]

You can’t just abolish everything you don’t like. It just comes across as really childish.

What’s next? You gonna hold your breath until you become Prime Minster? Hope you can hold your breath because it’s gonna be a long time before that happens.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Abolish the BBC licence fee.