Spirit

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*GASP* ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO KEEP ME..?

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(That's right Maka. Take a good look at how brave and selfless your father is.)
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(....She's not even looking at me!!..)

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U-um, Lord Death, don't you think you might be taking things a little too lightly...

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(I have to say something quick..! Something clever… Something funny…)

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Maka Maka Maka she will she will Maka will get first place tomorrow!

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(I bet Maka’s enjoying her present right now.)

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Those devil experiments!!

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What’s that? You know I’m always saying you’re my little angel!!

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Ah~ To live happily with my own child… I can’t see it… I can’t see it in my future...

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(Shoot me now.)

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Now that you mention it, that witch really does have a nice body, doesn’t she~...?

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When it comes to chasing a woman, no one’s faster than I am.

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Roll call’s a pain, so let’s skip it.

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Maka! I love you. ♡

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I promise you Maka, I’m going to be a better papa.

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Here's a question: what do you think bloomers would look on a grown woman? Hmm... If they did it now, wouldn't it be a little creepy?

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If my wife hadn’t figured out what was going on, he might’ve still been doing things to me..!

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NOOOOOAAAAAHHHHGGGHHHH….!

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Your papa has arrived.

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But before that, I must let these doctors treat my wounded heart!! It’s necessary!