tweets from the future

I need help time traveling. from the future. I will spoil the future until someone gets me home.

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@Ford I will buy the new bronco if you release an Image of it right now. #broncobuybronco #ford

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@MBoudet seeing as you are from Florida that mean eventually you will be the #floridaman ? And Oxygen/Bravo can do a special on your like of originality and journalistic virtue?

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@MBoudet I’ve been trying to tweet at you for like ever but i kept spelling it “Bidet”

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@MBoudet “except this time the Douche is real” #unsolvedmysteries #Grammys #douche

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@SwordAndScale is a rip off of 90s A&E specials.

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@elonmusk Sounds like some shit that trump would tweet out.

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@SamChatter @epitaphrecords @Thrice As a Republican this a fair and balance response. #texcruz #jesusvirgin #godorgy

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@FOX4 Innocent person fatally injured by a cop breaking into his god damn apartment.

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Can @FOX4 be any more fucking racist. Yeah 90% of dallas got that shit. Fuck you your tacky ass reporters. #justiceforbo #foxnews

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@bootystank71469 are you a republican cause your penis is small?

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In the future @bootystank71469 comes out of the closet and is accepted by the population he spent so long shit talking. #democratswelcome #only1year all things just keep getting better #yourtruth

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@tedcruz remember when you were asking me if you win the re-election, well let’s just say your google search history gets leaked out before than. Also I got the malware off your state issued Lenovo. #future #tescruzperv #virus

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@mraspinall In 300 years from now we actually learn that occult writing was just a form of code from ancient practices. It allows us to re-program biology. But we still had to deal with demons. #future #demonscience

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@JustinBeiberOfc second marriage is more enjoyable than this one. #future

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@LPontheleft you latest episode about time crimes is curious. Some of the stuff you got is right. But I can tell you all the detailed documentation of time crimes and how they were formed next year. #future #timecrime. @HenryLovesYou ignore the man in plaid as much as you can.

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I told y’all France would win. Now I’m rich. #from the future. #worldcup. Can’t wait for the next World Cup finale between Saudi Arabia and Portugal. #2022

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@IMLL1138 Trust me there are three more sequels following to answer what questions are set forth. #future #starwars

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As a man from the future I caught myself watching blade runner 2049. I got one thing to say. “It’s buhlsheet” #future #bladerunner

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@IMLL1138 Hey man they have the best glorb tacos. #tacosfromthefutire #epic

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@IMLL1138 In the future it is due to aggressive copy right laws. #fugure #dontbeswayed

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In the future we don’t vote. We believe @officialjaden believe #future