SpongeBob

Hilarious,and memorable Spongebob moments in 140 charactors or less

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For every hate comment you leave in the internet, there are over two million people that dont give a shit.

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Texting
the
same
person
all
day
and
night
and
never
getting
bored
because
you
like
them
that
much.

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F is for Fucking together, U is for u and me, N is for No protection, here in the deep blue sea!

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It's the TATTLETALE STRANGLER!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So Vagina makes them in Uranus? Is she nice? Does she know Virginia by any chance?

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Andi failed my driving school test again -___-

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Teacher: "How old is your father?"

Boy: "As old as me."

Teacher: "How can that be?"

Boy: "He became a father only when I was born?"

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*scrolls down*
*scrolls down*
*scrolls past hot person*
*scrolls back up*
*scrolls down*"

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I'm sorry Fish Hooks, Ima let chu finish but Spongebob is the best marine-fish-themed show of all time.

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Ive decided to reveal the Krabby Patty secret formula. Out with it, its finally time for all of you to know, The Krabby Patty Formula is...t

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I lost my spatula. I just found it with Pat. I started singing "We did it! We did it! Lo hicimos! We did it!" Been watching too much Dora :/

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The really funny thing about memory is...I forgot. :(

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The day SpongeBob becomes a TT is the day I die happy.

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Mr. Krabs is coming! HIDE YO CASH! HIDE YO COINS! & HIDE YO CHECKBOOKS, CAUZ HE BE STEALING EVERYONE'S MONEY OUT THERE.

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Eating popcorn:

80% during trailers.

20% during the movie.

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You know what's funnier than 24?...25!

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Spongebob | ( • )( • ) |

Patrick / ( • )( • ) \

Squidward ( (•)(•) )

Plankton | (•) |

Mr. Krabs |•||•|

RT if can you see them!!!

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is fuck off an emotion because i feel it in my soul

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Can't sleep. Patrick left, Gary finally shut his pie hole. So I'm watching Bikini Bottom's Got Talent. :D