SPONGEBOB

I LOVEEE MY JOB! #TeamFrycooks Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I do! :)

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*Boyfriend and girlfriend showering together*
Girl: "Baby I want you to do bad things to me"
Boy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*

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We got scurvy🐟! Right @Pink? https://t.co/Ne4zaMPvlp :)

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On that good kush & alcohol https://t.co/XhMx656VoD

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I've been judged by people I care about, ignored by those who said they'd never leave and hurt by the ones I love the most.😐

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Sperm.

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🐙🐠🐬🐟🐳🐋 and no sponge. #racism

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Why doesn't Apple make SpongeBob emojis? Hmm

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"is mayonnaise an instrument?" RT if you read that in Patrick's voice.

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Krabby Patties > Big Macs & Whoppers.

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#SongsThatNeverGetOld the F.U.N song!

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Not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday <<<<<

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Magnified picture of sand. #Beautiful

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HAHAHAHA.

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My room is about as organized as the Walmart $5 DVD bin.

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I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them. :D #imready

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There's no such thing as too much sleep.

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Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

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#spongebobmemories are you finished with those errands?

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Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, its too dark." #spongebobmemories

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#spongebobmemories