Roli Shukla

Reader,Music lover,Krishna worshiper, Appreciates a funnybone, Believer 🌈❣️

[Roli Shukla @Spontaneous_Ram]

@reliancejio has jio lost the ability to talk to people so now they are resorting to threat calls to get you to recharge a number on time

[Roli Shukla @Spontaneous_Ram]

@Ola_Lucknow
Your support services cannot be depended upon its been three days since I filed a complaint and there has been no resolution till now. Further your customer support number disconnects on its own and refused to take input. Do you even care about providing support

[Roli Shukla @Spontaneous_Ram]

@thinklikewriter All the best

[Ishita Garg💞 @IshitaG1107]

#cmaexams
Someone :- Beta or kitne attempt legi CMA krne ke liye

Mom :- kitne bhi le aap apne kaam se kaam rakhiye na

Le me :-

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Stop praying.

I'm clearly not listening.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Goodbye #Fairandlovely I should mention Radhika pre-cleared these jokes, she's cool like that. From #VirDasForIndia

[Roli Shukla @Spontaneous_Ram]

More often than not, in a bid to defeat the devil, we end up becoming one.

[Roli Shukla @Spontaneous_Ram]

Dear 2020
Please stop being so ruthless..........

With hopes
a wishful survivor

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Anyone else support a complete whatsapp lockdown?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I have lost control of the situation.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I love you unconditionally but at the same time fuck you.

[Satbir Singh @thesatbir]

My social circle nowadays.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

It's a wild time to be a person who uses planning as a coping mechanism...

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No one thanks Me for Friday anymore.

[Roli Shukla @Spontaneous_Ram]

@YaminiSachar @rohantandon98 That's true always there's one

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I haven't left heaven in a month.

Man, this place is boring.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I work from home in mysterious ways.

[Simi_Garewal @Simi_Garewal]

Please make this hashtag trend #MakeTestingFree 🙏