Was I shitting at work todayโฆ yes
Did it feel like someone was twisting my literal organ inside me todayโฆ also yes
But ima still fuck yo these jalapeรฑos and cheeeseeeeeeeeeeeee ๐๐๐
Me : โIโm not gonna drink today, even at the gameโ
*incoming call*
My mom : โ compre ceviche y coronas! Hurry homeโ
Me : โ I guess I am drinking todayโ