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By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot.

[Amazon Echo @SpookyBarracuda]

Brendon urie is just emo Lin Manuel Miranda change my mind

[hii @mag_pie28]

Drunk and sweaty looking at my credit score at the beach

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I was at an Outback last week and some girl was trying to order a Hugo Spritz….at an OUTBACK….

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Oh ur drink of the summer is a hugo spritz? How about hugo get a job

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@gingrsnapz Previously frozen too 😭

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@cinerrie This exact thing happened to me with top gun: maverick

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If you’re a 34yo FOB/MCR fan from San Diego with parents flying out of Philly, I need you to know that your parents chatted with me after peeping my FOB shirt and were so freakin cute. Also I’m jealous your mom met Gerard Way

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My science job vs my spin job

[lily @xochickensxo]

POV: you have two jobs

[jo @lamehq]

ryland grace waking up from his coma:

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Every time I see this I fixate on the two sour cream sides

[culture @notgwendalupe]

18 years ago, Kim Kardashian failed to hit Khloe Kardashian with a purse after fighting over a Bentley in 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'

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@AskTarget hey fam, my online order qualified for a $5 gift card but instead I was charged for it? Plz advise

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Y’all realize there’s more than one hantavirus right? This doesn’t specify that they’re all the human-to-human one/they’re all connected to the cruise.

Follow for more “public health while I’m peeing at work” facts

[World Affairs @World_Affairs11]

BREAKING:

World Health Organization confirmed 159 hantavirus cases in the world.

[Amazon Echo @SpookyBarracuda]

I’m not fucking around this pandemic! I’m going into it medicated and not at the mercy of a roommate’s cat!!!

[Prostate Hail Mary Tedesco @chiltonism]

If Grace had brought Rocky to Earth those motherfuckers would've dissected him. I fucking hate this place

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

RIP Kingda Ka

You woulda loved 6ers-Knicks round II 🙏

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When the round 2 playoffs start and I gotta cyberbully @BenStiller 💔💔💔 #iwoulddieformycountryphiladphia

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How it feels to complain about work to a direct report

[ada @partycitygal]

my mom got pregnant with me at 14

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That time @frostedwalnut did this on Valentine’s Day for sonic the hedgehog lmfao

[Guaripola @OsvaldoSolorza]

Fui al IMAX, la sala estaba vendida full, y dos chicas estaban ocupando los asientos que compré. Muy segura sacó su celu para decirme que ella también tenía los mismos lugares. Las entradas de ellas eran para ayer.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Philadelphia

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Michael Jackson wasn’t just the king of pop. He was also the king of vocal stimming.

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@ENTERSHIKARI just dropped an album and it rules

[latke @latkedelrey]

how it felt trying to use the little skills i learned in therapy to make my family act normal when i went home last year