Fintaill Vasaltrall

I'm a naga, u mad bro?
Fuck the Kirin Tor and humans, I just want to eat fish and teach, leave me alone.
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[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

QnA time (since people outside twitter have asked me) I will pin this for all the humans to read.

-What are you?
A highborne elf until proven contrary
-Why a Twitter?
Because seing a monarchist racist elf comment in geopolitics is hilarious
-Can you follow me?
Suck my snake tail

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

Been feeling fishy lately. Cuddled down into a sphere of seasnake to drink coffee and exist.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

@SparkyNyx This is my reply lul

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

@SparkyNyx There is a contradiction with your previous twitt then miss.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

@SparkyNyx But goats are just horny people

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

@SparkyNyx Goats do tho

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

@SparkyNyx

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

A stab attempt, theft attempt and someone dueling me in the arts of the arcane. Is there a limit to human stupidity? Stormwind is a shithole, don't recommend.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

I feel like chopping an infant in two and swallowing it's soul. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Today I lost, I was unable to reply back to a sassy racist joke about elfs. I wonder if my sassyness has vanished.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

Now that I look pretty I can challenge the beuty gurus of youtube with my scales. I will obliterate their souls with my wet skin.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

@SparkyNyx Technically is Lady. There is only one queen. However, much appreciated human, it's unbelievable the good job you have done. Perhaps enough to be worth saving? Unawere as of yet, certainly pleased. Perhaps not all your kin are thefts and filthy deformed Vrykul.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

There is a thing where people ask their followers to say "Hi" to a twitter but since I hate each single landwalker we are gonna do it our way, ready?

A study shows only 100 out of 69 follower will say "I consent to having sex with this naga" twitt this and see how many say it!!

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

Get it? Manspread, cuz naga not man. It's comedy not a typo, so shut up nerds.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

If a male naga manspreads, is it done by making himself a ball around it's tail or by laying at the chair letting the tail hang out? Asking for a friend.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

@b0nn1bel has done a great job making me happy today. I'm pleased, and I didn't even had to touch her in any special place! This absolutely stunning cute drawings by hers are amazing, definitely worth mentioning.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

@TaylaGibson3 People miss the point entirely. Look I'm me, person behind the scales talking. You see, this profile is a naga, she does naga stuff, like being a fascist genocidal fish person. The entire profile is a joke, yet people took it to heart with this twitt in particular. No idea why

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

#NUKETHEBABIES Great idea Landwalkers, nuke those pesky disgusting human parasites out of this world. Less crying babies is what our beaches need. Disgusting filthy creatures.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

I want to do a backflip , yet I notice , my tail would slap against my face and probably make me die.

[Fintaill Vasaltrall @SpookyFish]

Twitter:BuYsUmPoKeMon
Me: Let me be I don't have a switch
Twitter: *Throws switch adverts*
Technology has gone to the point it stopped being annoying and now it's just a more emphatic door to door sales rep.

[NoolshasescapedtoBlueSky @N00ling]

my contribution to #fe3h is shitty memes

[WildCharge Ready for Artfight @wildchargeart]

Is it really too much to ask for non-rpers to not choose rp realms? Litterally they aren't hurting anyone, y'all just want to pester rper's because you think we are spectacles to gawk at. If you want to not join in, that is fine, just don't be a dick.